there was a scotsman and englisnman and a cypriot
the scotsman sais listen guys my wife is realy stupid shes having a swimming pool installed and she cant even swim
THEenglisnman sais well you think your wife is stupid mines just bought a car and she cant drive.
THEcypriot guy sais well guys mines even more stupid shes booked a holliday to greece and has bought 52 condoms and she hasent even got a VILLA
I THINK ITS FUNNY
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I THINK ITS FUNNY
by rulla » Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:18 pm
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Re: I THINK ITS FUNNY
by petethegreek » Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:23 pm
rulla wrote:there was a scotsman and englisnman and a cypriot
the scotsman sais listen guys my wife is realy stupid shes having a swimming pool installed and she cant even swim
THEenglisnman sais well you think your wife is stupid mines just bought a car and she cant drive.
THEcypriot guy sais well guys mines even more stupid shes booked a holliday to greece and has bought 52 condoms and she hasent even got a VILLA
Heard this b4 with a slightly different twist. Still funny though!!
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by cannedmoose » Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:33 pm
Sorry, might be my reputable lack of a sense of humour, but I'd give this
out of
No offence rulla.
out of
No offence rulla.
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by petethegreek » Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:39 pm
Ignore Moose. 1/10 from him is like a 7 or 8 from any one else!
U c Moose is still trying to get the hang of this joke thing!
U c Moose is still trying to get the hang of this joke thing!
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by city » Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:42 pm
petethegreek wrote:U c Moose is still trying to get the hang of this joke thing!
Thats what I thought as well when I saw his 1/10 ranking.
Sorry Moosey, but are you sure you got that one? No offence meant here either.
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by cannedmoose » Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:45 pm
10 things in golf that sound dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
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