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Postby georgios100 » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:26 pm

The latest jokes circulating the Toronto area about Tiger is short & to the point

Tiger hit a tree with a 9-iron... 13 women fell off!

And another joke (from the Dominican Republic)

Tiger puts the ball in the hole during the day... but puts the club in the hole at night... go figure!

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Postby FragnaticDeath » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:30 pm

But it does not change the fact he is one of the greatest golfers in the world and ever will be!. He is legend.
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Postby georgios100 » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:37 pm

I agree 100%. I am a golfer myself, the game looks easy on TV but in reality it's not. The mental aspect of the game gets me every time. Tiger is the man, yes.

I wonder when & if he will play again. No one knows how the "gallery" will react. Cheers or rotten eggs flying!

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Postby FragnaticDeath » Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:31 pm

I dont get why people have to mix someones personal life and with his sports skills.

Seriously if it was a random guy cheating on his wife no one will give a fuck but when it comes to someone popular something else happens. :S
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Postby georgios100 » Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:52 pm

FragnaticDeath wrote:I dont get why people have to mix someones personal life and with his sports skills.

Seriously if it was a random guy cheating on his wife no one will give a fuck but when it comes to someone popular something else happens. :S


The Tiger case is an ongoing saga, here, at north America. The "scandal" is constantly on the news. Tiger is a historic figure, inspiring people from all ages, from kids to seniors. Rumors of divorce filing are rampant. This case will drag for much longer than anticipated.

Cheating with another woman is not tolerated amongst celebrities.
Cheating with several women is unthinkable, Tiger should have know better. Hate to see it but his head is on the chopping block. How he can handle this?
No idea. Expect developments day to day, harsh criticism etc.

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Postby bluelagoon33 » Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:17 pm

HAHAHA ..Well he is gret golfer but its looks like he wasnt too good in handeling the REAL CLUB!!

HAHAHA he going down in a hole himself. in other word his just potted himslef in the BLACK HOLE!!

Good. Deserves him right. He should have never cheating on the fine woman he had.

Just remember , whatever is done in the dark always come out in the light!! JUST LIKE GOLF BALLS!!!

HE SHOULD HAVE LISTEND TO ME!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHHA
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Postby CBBB » Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:51 pm

Who the bloody hell is Tiger Woods?

Where does he figure in the future of the world?
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Postby pretty-as-pink » Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:52 pm

CBBB wrote:Who the bloody hell is Tiger Woods?

Where does he figure in the future of the world?

you know he was in sesemee street years ago!
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