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[Malapapa]

You folks have too much time on your hands!

...says the New Zealander, now living in America, who seemingly has nothing better to do than focus his attention on a tiny island far, far away - with which he has no connection beyond being a penpal (for reasons unfathomable) of a former community leader.

Come clean, Expat. Why are you here? Declare your interest.

[Expatkiwi]

You folks have too much time on your hands!

...says the New Zealander, now living in America, who seemingly has nothing better to do than focus his attention on a tiny island far, far away - with which he has no connection beyond being a penpal (for reasons unfathomable) of a former community leader.

Come clean, Expat. Why are you here? Declare your interest.

You've said it all.

[Malapapa]

You folks have too much time on your hands!

...says the New Zealander, now living in America, who seemingly has nothing better to do than focus his attention on a tiny island far, far away - with which he has no connection beyond being a penpal (for reasons unfathomable) of a former community leader.

Come clean, Expat. Why are you here? Declare your interest.

You've said it all.

You're Rauf Denktash himself, aren't you? This NZ US malarkey was just a clever ruse to throw us off the scent.

[Expatkiwi]

You folks have too much time on your hands!

...says the New Zealander, now living in America, who seemingly has nothing better to do than focus his attention on a tiny island far, far away - with which he has no connection beyond being a penpal (for reasons unfathomable) of a former community leader.

Come clean, Expat. Why are you here? Declare your interest.

You've said it all.

You're Rauf Denktash himself, aren't you? This NZ US malarkey was just a clever ruse to throw us off the scent.

Sorry, but I'm a Kiwi Yank, and proud of it! A Kiwi Cal-Arkansan (though only a block away from being A Kiwi Cal-Texan!)

[Hermes]

Reh MalaP, if you have time, what can you do by way of a suitably disrespectful one for the star of our thread, Rough D???

Looks tasty. I'm lighting the charcoal already...

[paliometoxo]

your insulting the pig putting dickdashes face on it!

[Malapapa]

Penpal advert that Expatkiwi responded to:


Name: Rauf Denktash
Looking for penpals interested in: Turkey and/or countries recognised only by Turkey
You must be: Gullible, stupid New Zealander willing to spread the propaganda I feed him.
My age/waist measurement in inches: 85
I Speak: Turkish, English
I Also Speak: Rubbish
Hobbies: Partition, eating, paramilitary activities, eating
Likes: Food
Dislikes: Rum, Gavurs
Message: My name is Raufie D. and I'm from a country I invented all by myself.

[Expatkiwi]

Malapapa,

You forgot that R. Denktas' principal hobby is photography. You don't know either him - or me - very well, do you?

[Malapapa]

Malapapa,

You forgot that R. Denktas' principal hobby is photography.

I'm not saying he's fat but he took a self-portrait six months ago and he's still waiting for it to finish printing.

[Expatkiwi]

Don't really care what you think. He fought for what he believed in. That makes him an honorable man, in my view.