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[SKI-preo]

I just google earthed my house (drunk) so I'm pissed off

How to Eff up Turkish Cypriot car insurance.
1. Buy a barely registered 200 euro shitbox car;
2. take out Turkish CYpriot insurance.;
3. Crash and write off the car of one of the following:
(i) an thieving expat living in your house;
(ii) a Greek CYpriot gambling in a illegal casino in your village church
4. Get 160,000 refugees to repeat.
5. The insurance company goes bankrupt.
6. Don't get on Cyprus Forum to post when you are drunk.

[verywitty]

Are these the kind of things you think when you are drunk? Maybe Hitler was constantly drunk, that would explain a lot

[YFred]

I just google earthed my house (drunk) so I'm pissed off

How to Eff up Turkish Cypriot car insurance.
1. Buy a barely registered 200 euro shitbox car;
2. take out Turkish CYpriot insurance.;
3. Crash and write off the car of one of the following:
(i) an thieving expat living in your house;
(ii) a Greek CYpriot gambling in a illegal casino in your village church
4. Get 160,000 refugees to repeat.
5. The insurance company goes bankrupt.
6. Don't get on Cyprus Forum to post when you are drunk.

You are the most hopeless GC I have ever come across. Have you had the experience of taking Insurance with a Turkish company and also experience they payment policies or lack of such an activity?

[Get Real!]

Are these the kind of things you think when you are drunk? Maybe Hitler was constantly drunk, that would explain a lot

Not another Hitler comparison!

[Get Real!]

You are the most hopeless GC I have ever come across. Have you had the experience of taking Insurance with a Turkish company and also experience they payment policies or lack of such an activity?

Has a Turkish Cypriot insurance company ever paid a valid claim?

[YFred]

You are the most hopeless GC I have ever come across. Have you had the experience of taking Insurance with a Turkish company and also experience they payment policies or lack of such an activity?

Has a Turkish Cypriot insurance company ever paid a valid claim?

What he said. Ditto.

[AWE]

You are the most hopeless GC I have ever come across. Have you had the experience of taking Insurance with a Turkish company and also experience they payment policies or lack of such an activity?

Has a Turkish Cypriot insurance company ever paid a valid claim?

What he said. Ditto.

Cant say about Auto but ours was paid after the fire of '95.

[Paphitis]

You are the most hopeless GC I have ever come across. Have you had the experience of taking Insurance with a Turkish company and also experience they payment policies or lack of such an activity?

Has a Turkish Cypriot insurance company ever paid a valid claim?

Well, I can tell you that I have a had a car crash in the "trnc" just north of Bogazi. The accident was not my fault.

I had to spend 4 hours at the "Trikomo Police Station" for questioning. In the end they told me that the damages are covered and that I would need to take the vehicle to a Turkish repairer in Nicosia.

I was not prepared to do that, and so I took the car to a GC repairer in unoccupied Cyprus, who happened to be a close friend of my family as well. So he repaired the vehicle, and I had to cover costs only.

So the "trnc police" can stick their offer up their bums!

[wyoming cowboy]

what if i had a Republic of Cyprus insurance policy, why wouldnt they cover the cost it s the same car in occuppied cyprus or in the unoccuppied areas

[Oracle]

Are these the kind of things you think when you are drunk? Maybe Hitler was constantly drunk, that would explain a lot

Well drunkenness is the excuse we are given for Ataturk's legacy of genocide and expansionism, verywetty.