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[Oracle]

The person that told me about the black out, insinuated that the black out may have been connected with the body snatching....

Isn't Talat an electrician?

[paaul12]

Get Real! wrote:

Will the necrophiliac/necrophilic (<- what’s the right tense?) Turkish Cypriot who stole it own up please…

Y-Fronts? Runaway?

Come on guys it's NOT funny!

Don't forget Insane, Paul12 ad MrH.

Bananiot also needs to provide an alibi.

it was'nt me guv. honest, i was er er, yea, i was er yea, i was somewhere ?????????

[Hermes]

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[denizaksulu]

I cant believe all the crazy theories people come up with. I beliee non of them ofcourse unless credible evidence is found and produced. That goes for Auntie Oracle too. I know you are distressed but calm down.

There was mention of an appointed security guard - the guy who discoered the dastardly deed. They must hae suspected that something like this may happen, otherwise why would they hae bothered. With the power cute and this security guard, I dont know. Something stinks here; something not right.

[YFred]

Will the necrophiliac/necrophilic (<- what’s the right tense?) Turkish Cypriot who stole it own up please…

Y-Fronts? Runaway?

Come on guys it's NOT funny!

See the next Demand.
The Value of Free Trade for the north has just gone up.
You can now have Varosha and TPapadobillos's bones but I warn you it is not very pleasant. You see he's been in hell, so they are rather charred.
I have an alliby, what ever time it happened.
Honest.

[Talisker]

Will the necrophiliac/necrophilic (<- what’s the right tense?) Turkish Cypriot who stole it own up please…

Y-Fronts? Runaway?

Come on guys it's NOT funny!

See the next Demand.
The Value of Free Trade for the north has just gone up.
You can now have Varosha and TPapadobillos's bones but I warn you it is not very pleasant. You see he's been in hell, so they are rather charred.
I have an alliby, what ever time it happened.
Honest.

Please tell us your 'alliby'. Were you in Turki?

[YFred]

Will the necrophiliac/necrophilic (<- what’s the right tense?) Turkish Cypriot who stole it own up please…

Y-Fronts? Runaway?

Come on guys it's NOT funny!

See the next Demand.
The Value of Free Trade for the north has just gone up.
You can now have Varosha and TPapadobillos's bones but I warn you it is not very pleasant. You see he's been in hell, so they are rather charred.
I have an alliby, what ever time it happened.
Honest.

Please tell us your 'alliby'.

What ever time it was I was somewhere else. We have places like Pratts Bottom, Somewhere Else have you not heard of these places.
Some crazy doctor Dr J and a certain Biologist is going to bring him back to life by use of a GO Church Miracle.
Now that would be very funny, if he turns up at the talks.

[bill cobbett]

Will the necrophiliac/necrophilic (<- what’s the right tense?) Turkish Cypriot who stole it own up please…

Y-Fronts? Runaway?

Come on guys it's NOT funny!

See the next Demand.
The Value of Free Trade for the north has just gone up.
You can now have Varosha and TPapadobillos's bones but I warn you it is not very pleasant. You see he's been in hell, so they are rather charred.
I have an alliby, what ever time it happened.
Honest.

Please tell us your 'alliby'.

What ever time it was I was somewhere else. It's on the mat. We have places like Pratts Bottom, Somewhere Else have you not heard of these places.
Some crazy doctor Dr J and a certain Biologist is going to bring him back to life by use of a GO Church Miracle.
Now that would be very funny, if he turns up at the talks.

Tell us another "lullaby" mate.

[YFred]

Will the necrophiliac/necrophilic (<- what’s the right tense?) Turkish Cypriot who stole it own up please…

Y-Fronts? Runaway?

Come on guys it's NOT funny!

See the next Demand.
The Value of Free Trade for the north has just gone up.
You can now have Varosha and TPapadobillos's bones but I warn you it is not very pleasant. You see he's been in hell, so they are rather charred.
I have an alliby, what ever time it happened.
Honest.

Please tell us your 'alliby'.

What ever time it was I was somewhere else. It's on the mat. We have places like Pratts Bottom, Somewhere Else have you not heard of these places.
Some crazy doctor Dr J and a certain Biologist is going to bring him back to life by use of a GO Church Miracle.
Now that would be very funny, if he turns up at the talks.

Tell us another "lullaby" mate.

Somebody is gona wear a bodysuit with bones on it and arrive at the talks.

[Viewpoint]

Hes been put where he belongs in the shit sewers....may he rot in hell where we all know he is.