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by **Oracle** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:56 pm

Get Real! wrote:The thread went very well until this tit for tat crap started!

People are just presenting their "personalities" for scrutiny, GR!

How about you open up to us ... huh! :wink:

by **Phill** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:26 am

Z4 wrote:
Phill wrote:
Oracle wrote:Are you feeling weak at the knees at my revelations ... It's futile to resist. Just relax and let the words flow over your tired and hungry body. You want to learn, you know you do. Trapped in a mire of cars and gadgets; you have forgotten what it means to indulge your human senses; latent primeval urges, where all the senses compete with each other to be fulfilled, their hunger satisfied, their yearnings teased into ecstasy ......

Ding dong!!!! Fanbloodytastic....

Just spilt my damn coffee too!!!!

(Do you have a sister )

You into your older birds are you the phill?

Dear Z4.. Older birds? how common.. :roll:

You must live north of Surrey? The age of a lady is immaterial, as long as she has her own teeth... although... (Jeez that's just wrong) :oops:

.. It's all about her mind, the mental stimulation and her intellect... the way she uses her voice and talks to you through her glimmering eye (both of them if you're lucky :wink:

).... the way she moves (although a zimmer frame usually isn't a good sign)..

So.... age??? pff I say!!!! :lol:

by **Kristyn** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:29 am

Phill wrote:
The age of a lady is immaterial, as long as she has her own teeth... although... (Jeez that's just wrong) ..

So.... age??? pff I say!!!!

You dirty thing you :lol:

by **Phill** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:34 am

Kristyn wrote:
Phill wrote:
The age of a lady is immaterial, as long as she has her own teeth... although... (Jeez that's just wrong) ..

So.... age??? pff I say!!!!

You dirty thing you

Little me??? nooo... it's all your mind... :wink:

I purely meant that love has no barriers... well they maybe some... :lol:

by **bill cobbett** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:03 am

Anyway back to the even more serious business of some more Nominations for The Alternative CF Awards 2009 .....

.....

CF Award for Services to the English Language goes jointly to Deniz and Bubbles for their dissertation in the Games thread on the word "ngonbo".

CF Award for The Hardest To Understand Unless You Really, Really, Try Poster ... well as ever, our Repulse "have you read my manifesto" Warrior was again a contender with our Emma mounting a stiff challenge but this year, with loads of even stiffer attempts, was Insan for his continual use of the word .. concok ...er ...conliastion .... (sorry find it hard to pronounce) ... consolisation ( I think) and his weird tales of conspiracies and alien abductions.

lol - cf award for the most improved english amongst non-native speakers using only lower case letters, must go to our palio who i think has made excellent progress this year. lol

The CF Award For Most Promising Newcomer in Field of The National Struggle (and there are several candidates in the field for this one), but think this year should go to B25. Well done mate. Hope you stay the Cyprob course.

And now getting to the climax of the awards........

The CF Award for Greatest CY Patriot with his passionate posts (even in difficult times) on CY. Sometimes reasoned posts, sometimes not, very occasionally researched, BUT ALWAYS POSTING WITH PASSION ... our Banned everywhere except here on CF, our Beloved Miltiades.

The Prestigious CF Souvla Award for pushing the boundaries of what is, (or more likely isn't) souvlable, must go jointly to to our Beloved Souvlajee-es and Odd Couple DT and GR. Well done chaps, souvles on you on or soon after Liberation Day?

The CF Lifetime Achievements Award,.... well boys and girls, who else could it go to? Every one's favourite Agony Aunt, Great, Great Struggleress in the National Liberation Campaign, Banned in CYDying for her posts on oven chips, our Flag of The Republic Carrying Lady Of Liberty, (and I don't want a kick in the pollocks if it went to anyone else) ....... Our O !!!!!

(more tomorrow)

by **iceman** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:18 am

Get Real! wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:1. CF Superstar of the Year : Like GR am gonna try and ingratiate myself with our Mysterious but oh so Beloved Admin for subsidising our musings for another year.

And here I was thinking that I’m the only boot licker around…

We call that "arse licking" NOT "boot licking" on this part of the island.. :lol:

by **Paphitis** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:27 am

iceman wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:1. CF Superstar of the Year : Like GR am gonna try and ingratiate myself with our Mysterious but oh so Beloved Admin for subsidising our musings for another year.

And here I was thinking that I’m the only boot licker around…

We call that "arse licking" NOT "boot licking" on this part of the island..

We call it arse licking in Australia as well. :lol:

So now I know why Australia rejected GR!

by **CBBB** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:29 am

Paphitis wrote:
iceman wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:1. CF Superstar of the Year : Like GR am gonna try and ingratiate myself with our Mysterious but oh so Beloved Admin for subsidising our musings for another year.

And here I was thinking that I’m the only boot licker around…

We call that "arse licking" NOT "boot licking" on this part of the island..

We call it arse licking in Australia as well.

So now I know why Australia rejected GR!

I heard it was you that had problems in that area.

Didn't you have an arshole transplant and the arsehole rejected you?

by **Paphitis** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:34 am

CBBB wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
iceman wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:1. CF Superstar of the Year : Like GR am gonna try and ingratiate myself with our Mysterious but oh so Beloved Admin for subsidising our musings for another year.

And here I was thinking that I’m the only boot licker around…

We call that "arse licking" NOT "boot licking" on this part of the island..

We call it arse licking in Australia as well.

So now I know why Australia rejected GR!

I heard it was you that had problems in that area.

Didn't you have an arshole transplant and the arsehole rejected you?

Oh dear CBBB.

Mr rabbit looks a little pissed. :lol:

Who's the arsehole now? Get a life and a brain idiot!

by **miltiades** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:54 am

Can someone help by telling me how does one say ""I feel sexy today"" IN GREEK !!

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