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We’re talking sexy contributions people hence “poster”, but not the one you hang up on a wall!

The BlueBuffoon could’ve sworn he was going to clean up this crown after offering his prestigious services but no!

[Oracle]

5. Sexiest Poster of the Year : Got to be the 'O' (sorry dearest its the brain what does it for me !!)

How the bleeding hell can this old minger get the vote - she ain't even uploaded her pic!!!!!!!!

So what makes you decide I'm an "old minger"? Are "photographic" looks all that count in your shallow, pitiful world?

I've never talked myself up nor talked myself down; so how did you envisage me as an "old minger"? Purely because I'm 51 years old? Another fact I've never hidden. And that my weight yo-yos from anorexic to overweight is also something I've shared with forumers, because none of us (especially real women) are as perfect as you "young man" Until I was attached to hearth and home, for family reasons a decade ago, be sure, I would not have been caught dead "exchanging" with someone like you!

Be careful it's not your prejudices which make your mind up ...

But, let's hope you make it to 51 ... it's better than the alternative! (but then again, maybe you are already "dead")

You aint sexy then

Do you want to borrow my gym pass?

I've never made it my objective to be sexy. I don't know what constitutes "sexy" perhaps you can enlighten us?
But despite being an "old minger", a "batty aunt" or whatever, I have the most intelligent and best looking husband (now for some 25 years), without trying (not even bothering to go to a hairdresser ), and men still spill their beer looking at my tits!

Thank you for the offer of a gym pass ... but I have a fully equipped, state of the art, gym in my own home. ... And some of the equipment has been put to some very imaginative, joint calorie-burning uses by hubby and me

[Z4]

5. Sexiest Poster of the Year : Got to be the 'O' (sorry dearest its the brain what does it for me !!)

How the bleeding hell can this old minger get the vote - she ain't even uploaded her pic!!!!!!!!

So what makes you decide I'm an "old minger"? Are "photographic" looks all that count in your shallow, pitiful world?

I've never talked myself up nor talked myself down; so how did you envisage me as an "old minger"? Purely because I'm 51 years old? Another fact I've never hidden. And that my weight yo-yos from anorexic to overweight is also something I've shared with forumers, because none of us (especially real women) are as perfect as you "young man" Until I was attached to hearth and home, for family reasons a decade ago, be sure, I would not have been caught dead "exchanging" with someone like you!

Be careful it's not your prejudices which make your mind up ...

But, let's hope you make it to 51 ... it's better than the alternative! (but then again, maybe you are already "dead")

You aint sexy then

Do you want to borrow my gym pass?

I've never made it my objective to be sexy. I don't know what constitutes "sexy" perhaps you can enlighten us?
But despite being an "old minger", a "batty aunt" or whatever, I have the most intelligent and best looking husband (now for some 25 years), without trying (not even bothering to go to a hairdresser ), and men still spill their beer looking at my tits!

Thank you for the offer of a gym pass ... but I have a fully equipped, state of the art, gym in my own home. ... And some of the equipment has been put to some very imaginative, joint calorie-burning uses by hubby and me

Is this Oracle or has someone hacked into your account? You are being too pleasant to be true

[Oracle]

5. Sexiest Poster of the Year : Got to be the 'O' (sorry dearest its the brain what does it for me !!)

How the bleeding hell can this old minger get the vote - she ain't even uploaded her pic!!!!!!!!

So what makes you decide I'm an "old minger"? Are "photographic" looks all that count in your shallow, pitiful world?

I've never talked myself up nor talked myself down; so how did you envisage me as an "old minger"? Purely because I'm 51 years old? Another fact I've never hidden. And that my weight yo-yos from anorexic to overweight is also something I've shared with forumers, because none of us (especially real women) are as perfect as you "young man" Until I was attached to hearth and home, for family reasons a decade ago, be sure, I would not have been caught dead "exchanging" with someone like you!

Be careful it's not your prejudices which make your mind up ...

But, let's hope you make it to 51 ... it's better than the alternative! (but then again, maybe you are already "dead")

You aint sexy then

Do you want to borrow my gym pass?

I've never made it my objective to be sexy. I don't know what constitutes "sexy" perhaps you can enlighten us?
But despite being an "old minger", a "batty aunt" or whatever, I have the most intelligent and best looking husband (now for some 25 years), without trying (not even bothering to go to a hairdresser ), and men still spill their beer looking at my tits!

Thank you for the offer of a gym pass ... but I have a fully equipped, state of the art, gym in my own home. ... And some of the equipment has been put to some very imaginative, joint calorie-burning uses by hubby and me

Is this Oracle or has someone hacked into your account? You are being too pleasant to be true

Are you feeling weak at the knees at my revelations ... It's futile to resist. Just relax and let the words flow over your tired and hungry body. You want to learn, you know you do. Trapped in a mire of cars and gadgets; you have forgotten what it means to indulge your human senses; latent primeval urges, where all the senses compete with each other to be fulfilled, their hunger satisfied, their yearnings teased into ecstasy ... Z4 you are a boy thrashing to become a man ...

[Z4]

5. Sexiest Poster of the Year : Got to be the 'O' (sorry dearest its the brain what does it for me !!)

How the bleeding hell can this old minger get the vote - she ain't even uploaded her pic!!!!!!!!

So what makes you decide I'm an "old minger"? Are "photographic" looks all that count in your shallow, pitiful world?

I've never talked myself up nor talked myself down; so how did you envisage me as an "old minger"? Purely because I'm 51 years old? Another fact I've never hidden. And that my weight yo-yos from anorexic to overweight is also something I've shared with forumers, because none of us (especially real women) are as perfect as you "young man" Until I was attached to hearth and home, for family reasons a decade ago, be sure, I would not have been caught dead "exchanging" with someone like you!

Be careful it's not your prejudices which make your mind up ...

But, let's hope you make it to 51 ... it's better than the alternative! (but then again, maybe you are already "dead")

You aint sexy then

Do you want to borrow my gym pass?

I've never made it my objective to be sexy. I don't know what constitutes "sexy" perhaps you can enlighten us?
But despite being an "old minger", a "batty aunt" or whatever, I have the most intelligent and best looking husband (now for some 25 years), without trying (not even bothering to go to a hairdresser ), and men still spill their beer looking at my tits!

Thank you for the offer of a gym pass ... but I have a fully equipped, state of the art, gym in my own home. ... And some of the equipment has been put to some very imaginative, joint calorie-burning uses by hubby and me

Is this Oracle or has someone hacked into your account? You are being too pleasant to be true

Are you feeling weak at the knees at my revelations ... It's futile to resist. Just relax and let the words flow over your tired and hungry body. You want to learn, you know you do. Trapped in a mire of cars and gadgets; you have forgotten what it means to indulge your human senses; latent primeval urges, where all the senses compete with each other to be fulfilled, their hunger satisfied, their yearnings teased into ecstasy ... Z4 you are a boy thrashing to become a man ...

Whatever your smoking tonight it doesn't suit you

[Phill]

Are you feeling weak at the knees at my revelations ... It's futile to resist. Just relax and let the words flow over your tired and hungry body. You want to learn, you know you do. Trapped in a mire of cars and gadgets; you have forgotten what it means to indulge your human senses; latent primeval urges, where all the senses compete with each other to be fulfilled, their hunger satisfied, their yearnings teased into ecstasy ......

Ding dong!!!! Fanbloodytastic....

Just spilt my damn coffee too!!!!


(Do you have a sister )

[Z4]

Are you feeling weak at the knees at my revelations ... It's futile to resist. Just relax and let the words flow over your tired and hungry body. You want to learn, you know you do. Trapped in a mire of cars and gadgets; you have forgotten what it means to indulge your human senses; latent primeval urges, where all the senses compete with each other to be fulfilled, their hunger satisfied, their yearnings teased into ecstasy ......

Ding dong!!!! Fanbloodytastic....

Just spilt my damn coffee too!!!!


(Do you have a sister )

You into your older birds are you the phill?

[Oracle]

5. Sexiest Poster of the Year : Got to be the 'O' (sorry dearest its the brain what does it for me !!)

How the bleeding hell can this old minger get the vote - she ain't even uploaded her pic!!!!!!!!

So what makes you decide I'm an "old minger"? Are "photographic" looks all that count in your shallow, pitiful world?

I've never talked myself up nor talked myself down; so how did you envisage me as an "old minger"? Purely because I'm 51 years old? Another fact I've never hidden. And that my weight yo-yos from anorexic to overweight is also something I've shared with forumers, because none of us (especially real women) are as perfect as you "young man" Until I was attached to hearth and home, for family reasons a decade ago, be sure, I would not have been caught dead "exchanging" with someone like you!

Be careful it's not your prejudices which make your mind up ...

But, let's hope you make it to 51 ... it's better than the alternative! (but then again, maybe you are already "dead")

You aint sexy then

Do you want to borrow my gym pass?

I've never made it my objective to be sexy. I don't know what constitutes "sexy" perhaps you can enlighten us?
But despite being an "old minger", a "batty aunt" or whatever, I have the most intelligent and best looking husband (now for some 25 years), without trying (not even bothering to go to a hairdresser ), and men still spill their beer looking at my tits!

Thank you for the offer of a gym pass ... but I have a fully equipped, state of the art, gym in my own home. ... And some of the equipment has been put to some very imaginative, joint calorie-burning uses by hubby and me

Is this Oracle or has someone hacked into your account? You are being too pleasant to be true

Are you feeling weak at the knees at my revelations ... It's futile to resist. Just relax and let the words flow over your tired and hungry body. You want to learn, you know you do. Trapped in a mire of cars and gadgets; you have forgotten what it means to indulge your human senses; latent primeval urges, where all the senses compete with each other to be fulfilled, their hunger satisfied, their yearnings teased into ecstasy ... Z4 you are a boy thrashing to become a man ...

Whatever your smoking tonight it doesn't suit you

Just separating the men from the boys, Z4.

You must be worried your mum is going to catch you at it in your bedroom

[Z4]

5. Sexiest Poster of the Year : Got to be the 'O' (sorry dearest its the brain what does it for me !!)

How the bleeding hell can this old minger get the vote - she ain't even uploaded her pic!!!!!!!!

So what makes you decide I'm an "old minger"? Are "photographic" looks all that count in your shallow, pitiful world?

I've never talked myself up nor talked myself down; so how did you envisage me as an "old minger"? Purely because I'm 51 years old? Another fact I've never hidden. And that my weight yo-yos from anorexic to overweight is also something I've shared with forumers, because none of us (especially real women) are as perfect as you "young man" Until I was attached to hearth and home, for family reasons a decade ago, be sure, I would not have been caught dead "exchanging" with someone like you!

Be careful it's not your prejudices which make your mind up ...

But, let's hope you make it to 51 ... it's better than the alternative! (but then again, maybe you are already "dead")

You aint sexy then

Do you want to borrow my gym pass?

I've never made it my objective to be sexy. I don't know what constitutes "sexy" perhaps you can enlighten us?
But despite being an "old minger", a "batty aunt" or whatever, I have the most intelligent and best looking husband (now for some 25 years), without trying (not even bothering to go to a hairdresser ), and men still spill their beer looking at my tits!

Thank you for the offer of a gym pass ... but I have a fully equipped, state of the art, gym in my own home. ... And some of the equipment has been put to some very imaginative, joint calorie-burning uses by hubby and me

Is this Oracle or has someone hacked into your account? You are being too pleasant to be true

Are you feeling weak at the knees at my revelations ... It's futile to resist. Just relax and let the words flow over your tired and hungry body. You want to learn, you know you do. Trapped in a mire of cars and gadgets; you have forgotten what it means to indulge your human senses; latent primeval urges, where all the senses compete with each other to be fulfilled, their hunger satisfied, their yearnings teased into ecstasy ... Z4 you are a boy thrashing to become a man ...

Whatever your smoking tonight it doesn't suit you

Just separating the men from the boys, Z4.

You must be worried your mum is going to catch you at it in your bedroom

You have a warped sense of humour. Can you forward me some of that pot please

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The thread went very well until this tit for tat crap started!