The machine man wrote: .... please tell me what do you think of them
Hello Mick ... OK but on condition you tell us a whole lot more about YOU!
Phill - Like a peanut; he's just coming out of his shell and making us choke with laughter. Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth ...
Kafenes - Our “celebrity-get-me-outta-here” big hearted fella with the good grace to rise to the bush-tacker-trial challenge and not spit out my lemon pie.
Paphitis - The son GR! and I will never have. The Child protection agencies would take him away before we could “educate” him.
Z4 - The forum carbuncle. The only car he can AFFORD is A FORD, but like a professional kerb crawler he hires a Z4 to stalk me on the forum.
Halil - The voice of Turkey, brings us bullshit... I mean bulletins of news about the barbarians. His English is so bad, he’s probably wondering why I think he cuts gentlemen’s hair.
Fig head - Our resurrected Cleopatra constantly in DENILE about her failed mummification process.
Paliometoxo - My nephew, the text-talking politician.
Get Real! - My Greek Hero. Sailed over from Sparta 3,500 years ago and now we cannot get rid of him. He may have killed the last of the Choirokitians and taken up their identity.
Denizaksulu – My Turkish Hero. Will slowly shorten his skirt as he evolves into an Evzonagi.
SSBubbles - That should say "SSBlubber", but she’s dyslexic. She’s my number One fan and I’ve taught her all she knows (the good stuff like how all of Cyprus is
Cypriot and some bits are not to be used as a convenient “Turkish Shopping Mall”).
Yialousa - Get Real!’s hoplite toy boy ... a stowaway on GR!’s merchant ship when it sailed to Cyprus from Sparta. Together they have re-written Cypriot history as well as invented a number of new alphabets (all Greek to me!).
Talisker - A newbie. A good advert for what a little Whisky (don't say Whisk
ey
) can do to solve the Cyprus Problem.
Oracle - The Forum Treasure. PM Agony aunt and upholder of standards.
Pretty-wrinkly-Pink-Gin-Lady-Gagagaga –
BANNED!