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[denizaksulu]

.. Anyone else had any snake encounters in Cyprus?

Well hubby recently had a scare with a scrunched up discarded green diamond patterned dishcloth near the outside water-meter ... it wasn't till the third day of no movement that, having decided it was dead or it may just be the skin, he braved poking it with a stick and realised his error much to our amusement (who were kept back at a safe distance) ...

Anyway here was my most recent snake encounter:

http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.p ... torder=asc

Can we see a pic of your hubby please; even if he does wear a 'skirt' kilt.

He's not one for forums, Deniz, otherwise you two could discuss the most flattering 'skirt' lengths for men, together... Besides, a photo of him may make some long standing members feel inadequate.

I did not ask for a photo of 'David'. or any other male nude.

Above the shoulders would suffice.

I better ask him myself then.

[denizaksulu]

On the subject of snakes.

When Noah eventually made landfall and unloaded all of his creatures, he had a big problem with his vipers. They just wouldn't breed. All the other animals were reproducing like crazy.

So Noah asked God/Allah/Krishna (whoever!) what he should do.

The supreme being told him to cut down some trees and make a platform. Once this was finished, Noah was told to put the vipers on the platform and to see what happened.

The vipers start breeding immediately!!!!!

This just goes to prove..................................



















that even adders can multiply with a log table!!!

(Only old people will get this one)

I aint that old.

[SKI-preo]

Noah Must have sprayed the male with Lynx
http://www.lynxeffect.com.au/