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by **bill cobbett** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:32 am

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic ...... :lol:

by **Phill** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:05 am

bill cobbett wrote:What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic ......

Oh Bill, go to bed re!!! :lol:

by **bill cobbett** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:18 am

Hadeh reh Phil, thought it was a cracker

by **Phill** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:24 am

Santa can't afford BUPA this year, so has had to rely on the National Elf!!!!

by **bill cobbett** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:49 am

Santa's helpers are feeling down this year ........

..... they're lacking elf-esteem!

:lol:

by **Phill** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:01 am

bill cobbett wrote:Santa's helpers are feeling down this year ........

..... they're lacking elf-esteem!

Surely there's a Claus in their contract about that!!! :oops:

by **Floda** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:25 am

Santa's wife, remarking on the weather prospects said......."It looks like we'll be having some Rein deer !" boom boom :lol:

by **SSBubbles** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:44 am

Where should a dressmaker build her house?

On the outskirts! :lol:

by **old john** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:31 pm

What did the epileptic Scotsman have for Christmas?

A Wii fit

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