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Postby Expatkiwi » Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:15 pm

B25 wrote:
No need to wash out my mouth, it is yours that is spewing shit.

Like I said who are you to judge the GC people?

Cartoons, carttons, cartoons go draw some F cartoons and leave us in peace.


You mean, leave us in peace so that we can get back to shooting Turks in peace once the partition ends...
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Postby paliometoxo » Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:08 pm

lol your funny turk pretending to be an american..

but its the bomb that the tmt placed on the tcs doorstep that started the war all gcs have ever done is defend themselvs against turks,


they start a war then say we must invade because the gcs dident just sit there and take it.. when the tcs looted the gcs shops and buildings and destroyed everything swearing vengance but the reality was it was tmt so they cause cause trouble and have an excuse to invade and partition the island and they pulled it off nicely.. infact probably gcs should of sat and not counter attacked because they got their excuse in the end
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Postby B25 » Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:08 pm

Expatkiwi wrote:
B25 wrote:
No need to wash out my mouth, it is yours that is spewing shit.

Like I said who are you to judge the GC people?

Cartoons, carttons, cartoons go draw some F cartoons and leave us in peace.


You mean, leave us in peace so that we can get back to shooting Turks in peace once the partition ends...


Yawn........ Tosser
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Postby Malapapa » Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:23 pm

Excerpts from Expatkiwi's secret email correspondence with his penpal Rauf Dentkash:

________________________________________

from: [email protected]
to: [email protected]
________________________________________

you're so clever and generous, boss. i love you...:D

>
>________________________________________
>
>from: [email protected]
>to: [email protected]
>________________________________________
>
>Dear Expatkiwi
>
>Just say sarcastically, "yes, sure, if you leave the Gavurs in peace they
>can go back to shooting poor defenceless Turks once the partition ends"
>(or some such)... That'll show them! :wink:
>
>Keep up the good work!
>
>BTW, Turkish lira payment now made via BACS... I got them to add an
>extra zero for inflation.
>
>Yours etc.
>
>PS. It's Rauf not Ralph.
>PPS. Be mindful of that Malapapa... he's a clever so-and-so and will
>make you look stupid if you're not careful.
>
>
>>
>>
>>________________________________________
>>
>>from: [email protected]
>>to: [email protected]
>>________________________________________
>>
>>dear ralph
>>
>>err, they just told me i don't know what i'm talking about
>>and should just leave them in peace?
>>what next, boss? :cry:
>>
>>Yours devotedly and unquestioningly
>>
>>expatkiwi
>>
>>
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Postby Expatkiwi » Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:27 pm

Malapapa wrote:Excerpts from Expatkiwi's secret email correspondence with his penpal Rauf Dentkash:

________________________________________

from: [email protected]
to: [email protected]
________________________________________

you're so clever and generous, boss. i love you...:D

>
>________________________________________
>
>from: [email protected]
>to: [email protected]
>________________________________________
>
>Dear Expatkiwi
>
>Just say sarcastically, "yes, sure, if you leave the Gavurs in peace they
>can go back to shooting poor defenceless Turks once the partition ends"
>(or some such)... That'll show them! :wink:
>
>Keep up the good work!
>
>BTW, Turkish lira payment now made via BACS... I got them to add an
>extra zero for inflation.
>
>Yours etc.
>
>PS. It's Rauf not Ralph.
>PPS. Be mindful of that Malapapa... he's a clever so-and-so and will
>make you look stupid if you're not careful.
>
>
>>
>>
>>________________________________________
>>
>>from: [email protected]
>>to: [email protected]
>>________________________________________
>>
>>dear ralph
>>
>>err, they just told me i don't know what i'm talking about
>>and should just leave them in peace?
>>what next, boss? :cry:
>>
>>Yours devotedly and unquestioningly
>>
>>expatkiwi
>>
>>


You should try that rapier wit of yours in stand-up comedy...
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Postby DT. » Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:45 pm

Expatkiwi wrote:
Malapapa wrote:Excerpts from Expatkiwi's secret email correspondence with his penpal Rauf Dentkash:

________________________________________

from: [email protected]
to: [email protected]
________________________________________

you're so clever and generous, boss. i love you...:D

>
>________________________________________
>
>from: [email protected]
>to: [email protected]
>________________________________________
>
>Dear Expatkiwi
>
>Just say sarcastically, "yes, sure, if you leave the Gavurs in peace they
>can go back to shooting poor defenceless Turks once the partition ends"
>(or some such)... That'll show them! :wink:
>
>Keep up the good work!
>
>BTW, Turkish lira payment now made via BACS... I got them to add an
>extra zero for inflation.
>
>Yours etc.
>
>PS. It's Rauf not Ralph.
>PPS. Be mindful of that Malapapa... he's a clever so-and-so and will
>make you look stupid if you're not careful.
>
>
>>
>>
>>________________________________________
>>
>>from: [email protected]
>>to: [email protected]
>>________________________________________
>>
>>dear ralph
>>
>>err, they just told me i don't know what i'm talking about
>>and should just leave them in peace?
>>what next, boss? :cry:
>>
>>Yours devotedly and unquestioningly
>>
>>expatkiwi
>>
>>


You should try that rapier wit of yours in stand-up comedy...


Speaking of which, can that lard-ass denktash still stand on his own without a forklift?
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Postby Malapapa » Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:51 am

I'm not saying he's fat but the only reason Ralphie declared UDI was so he could have his own area code.

And Expat needed a bus so he could get on Ralphie's good side.

And when he and Halil went out for an Efes, Halil said, "Your round." And Ralphie replied, "Yes, and you're Slimcea girl!"

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Postby Expatkiwi » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:32 pm

Malapapa wrote:I'm not saying he's fat but the only reason Ralphie declared UDI was so he could have his own area code.

And Expat needed a bus so he could get on Ralphie's good side.

And when he and Halil went out for an Efes, Halil said, "Your round." And Ralphie replied, "Yes, and you're Slimcea girl!"


I thought the only reason he declared UDI was so the Turkish Cypriots could feel safe and secure in a county of their own...
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Postby Malapapa » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:56 pm

Expatkiwi wrote:
Malapapa wrote:I'm not saying he's fat but the only reason Ralphie declared UDI was so he could have his own area code.

And Expat needed a bus so he could get on Ralphie's good side.

And when he and Halil went out for an Efes, Halil said, "Your round." And Ralphie replied, "Yes, and you're Slimcea girl!"


I thought the only reason he declared UDI was so the Turkish Cypriots could feel safe and secure in a county of their own...


What would you know?
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Postby Malapapa » Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:12 am

I'm not saying Ralphie is fat but the Hong Kong phone directory has less Chins.
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