Excerpts from Expatkiwi's secret email correspondence with his penpal Rauf Dentkash:
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you're so clever and generous, boss. i love you...
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>from:
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>Dear Expatkiwi
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>Just say sarcastically, "yes, sure, if you leave the Gavurs in peace they
>can go back to shooting poor defenceless Turks once the partition ends"
>(or some such)... That'll show them!
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>Keep up the good work!
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>BTW, Turkish lira payment now made via BACS... I got them to add an
>extra zero for inflation.
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>Yours etc.
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>PS. It's Rauf not Ralph.
>PPS. Be mindful of that Malapapa... he's a clever so-and-so and will
>make you look stupid if you're not careful.
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>>from:
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>>dear ralph
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>>err, they just told me i don't know what i'm talking about
>>and should just leave them in peace?
>>what next, boss?
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>>Yours devotedly and unquestioningly
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>>expatkiwi
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