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[Free Spirit]

Potential muslim suicide bombers have demanded an alternative reward to the 72 virgins promised after seeing pictures of X Factor singer 'Susan Boyle'.

[Paphitis]

How about Get Real's arse hole on a platter?

I don't think he is a virgin though...

[yialousa1971]

How about Get Real's arse hole on a platter?

I don't think he is a virgin though...

How about you transport GR to Israel, I'm sure they could use some extra bodyparts.

[Paphitis]

How about Get Real's arse hole on a platter?

I don't think he is a virgin though...

How about you transport GR to Israel, I'm sure they could use some extra bodyparts.

Israel has plenty of body parts already. The Palestinians are their main suppliers!

But the suppliers want a different remuneration package, and so both you and GR could supply your bums in Paradise to the budding suicide bomber....

Both of you agree that it is all for a good cause anyway, so I am sure it is the least you could both do to aid in the destruction of Israel, US, UK etc etc etc...

[yialousa1971]

How about Get Real's arse hole on a platter?

I don't think he is a virgin though...

How about you transport GR to Israel, I'm sure they could use some extra bodyparts.

Israel has plenty of body parts already. The Palestinians are their main suppliers!

But the suppliers want a different remuneration package, and so both you and GR could supply your bums in Paradise to the budding suicide bomber....

Both of you agree that it is all for a good cause anyway, so I am sure it is the least you could both do to aid in the destruction of Israel, US, UK etc etc etc...

If the suicide bomber is blowing up in the middle east or in Israel I have no problem with that, both are enemies of Cyprus and the rest of Europe. As for the USA and UK they seem to import their enemies, what dip shits!
It's about time the Turks showed solidarity to their felow Muslims and all blow themselves up!

Anyway back to the mission, your the pilot so your the one that must deliver GR to the Jews (Free Spirit is waiting).

[Get Real!]

No more Virgins promised to Suicide Bombers

Not the virgins again!

[Talisker]

No more Virgins promised to Suicide Bombers

Not the virgins again!

I sense one of Free Spirit's amazingly hilarious 'jokes' on the subject of Glasgow and virgins therein about to hit the forum again - it's been a week or two since he regaled us with that one (what is it with him and Scottish virgins - he just can't keep off the subject?).

[Get Real!]

No more Virgins promised to Suicide Bombers

Not the virgins again!

I sense one of Free Spirit's amazingly hilarious 'jokes' on the subject of Glasgow and virgins therein about to hit the forum again - it's been a week or two since he regaled us with that one (what is it with him and Scottish virgins - he just can't keep off the subject?).

Maybe he just fancies Susan Boyle and can’t come out with it…

[Floda]

No more Virgins promised to Suicide Bombers

Not the virgins again!

I sense one of Free Spirit's amazingly hilarious 'jokes' on the subject of Glasgow and virgins therein about to hit the forum again - it's been a week or two since he regaled us with that one (what is it with him and Scottish virgins - he just can't keep off the subject?).

Maybe he just fancies Susan Boyle and can’t come out with it…

How sad to note that there are those with such a diminutive grasp of Islam and it's tenets that they constantly make reference to the subject of 'Virgins' in such a derogatory manner.

According to the numerous conversations I have had with many devout followers of Islam, I can assure those of such small-mindedness, that the 'Promises' upon which they seemingly base their entire knowledge of Islam on is but a figment of their warped imaginations.

Those who have taken up arms (in whatever form) against the unlawful and murderous assaults upon their nations, do so with little regard for 'Rewards' other than that they SERVE their nation and are fully prepared to forfeit their lives in so doing.

The great strengths in their resistance to oppression is vividly apparent in the valiant opposition they have shown in the face of overwhelming odds.

Were the 'Western Forces' gifted with such valour, they would not be receiving the daily defeats they are suffering NOW, nor would there be so much debate on how to make a dignified withdrawal (subsequent to an initial large influx of troops) without losing face.

Unfortunately the 'Face' is already lost and only the humiliation of being seen as the laughing stock of military campaigns remains.

The annals of military history MUST eventually reveal what a shambles the whole scenario was. (IMHO)

[miltiades]

No more Virgins promised to Suicide Bombers

Not the virgins again!

I sense one of Free Spirit's amazingly hilarious 'jokes' on the subject of Glasgow and virgins therein about to hit the forum again - it's been a week or two since he regaled us with that one (what is it with him and Scottish virgins - he just can't keep off the subject?).

Maybe he just fancies Susan Boyle and can’t come out with it…

How sad to note that there are those with such a diminutive grasp of Islam and it's tenets that they constantly make reference to the subject of 'Virgins' in such a derogatory manner.

According to the numerous conversations I have had with many devout followers of Islam, I can assure those of such small-mindedness, that the 'Promises' upon which they seemingly base their entire knowledge of Islam on is but a figment of their warped imaginations.

Those who have taken up arms (in whatever form) against the unlawful and murderous assaults upon their nations, do so with little regard for 'Rewards' other than that they SERVE their nation and are fully prepared to forfeit their lives in so doing.

The great strengths in their resistance to oppression is vividly apparent in the valiant opposition they have shown in the face of overwhelming odds.

Were the 'Western Forces' gifted with such valour, they would not be receiving the daily defeats they are suffering NOW, nor would there be so much debate on how to make a dignified withdrawal (subsequent to an initial large influx of troops) without losing face.

Unfortunately the 'Face' is already lost and only the humiliation of being seen as the laughing stock of military campaigns remains.

The annals of military history MUST eventually reveal what a shambles the whole scenario was. (IMHO)

Still full of shit aren't you .