Camilla bought shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter as the day went on.
After the festivities were over, Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes darling,
ones feet are killing one.' Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour but it would not budge. 'Harder' yelled Camilla. Harder?' 'I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody tight!'
'Come on give it all you've got ' she cried. Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla
exclaimed 'Oh God, that feels so good.'
In their bedroom next door The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said See, I told you she would still be a virgin with a face like that!'
Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove
the other shoe when he cried out 'Oh god, darling this ones even tighter'
At which point Prince Phillip turned and said "once a navy boy always a navy boy"