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[Gasman]

Oh no! Won't be able to read all those gripping threads about homes needed for stray dogs and which cafes and bars have recently opened up/closed down.

[Get Real!]

The latest official statement from a C44 spokesman…

“Earth moving equipment are being used around the clock to remove years of bullshit and diarrhea accumulated on the website… it’s a gargantuan task and a very dangerous one from all the methane fumes, and we are at the brink of calling the National Guard for assistance!

Your patience is much appreciated and we apologize for the inconvenience!”

[denizaksulu]

The latest official statement from a C44 spokesman…

“Earth moving equipment are being used around the clock to remove years of bullshit and diarrhea accumulated on the website… it’s a gargantuan task and a very dangerous one from all the methane fumes, and we are at the brink of calling the National Guard for assistance!

Your patience is much appreciated and we apologize for the inconvenience!”

Shouldn't that read, 'convenience'?

[Gasman]

I've been kicked out of bigger and better places!