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Two Blonde Men

Postby petethegreek » Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:07 pm

Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit."

The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit."

The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"

The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!"

He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes.

His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?"

The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
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Postby brother » Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:52 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Yiannis » Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:22 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Disgusting but really good.
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Postby cannedmoose » Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:29 pm

I give it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: out of :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby petethegreek » Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:22 pm

cannedmoose wrote:I give it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: out of :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


4/10 Moose?

Ive read ur Anne Frank joke and if this is a 4/10 then urs is a -2/10! :)
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Postby cannedmoose » Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:28 pm

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