Sotos wrote:runaway wrote:Sotos wrote:The Turkish Minority Theorem: Any number equals any other number.
Examples:
1= 10
0.2 = 3434
0.00001 = 999000000000000000
82 = 18
This is a very good theorem because it solves all problems in a very easy way.
For example:
1 + 1 = 19
232 * 243 = 132
77 / 23.09 * (99*0.45) = 243234
By using the Turkish minority theorem we can solve ANY equation by giving ANY answer because all answers are equal! This is why this very advanced Turkish theorem is employed to solve all the problems of Cyprus in any way that the Turks want!
* Note: The Turkish Minority Theorem can be applied ONLY in Cyprus, not in Turkey or anywhere else.
Kosova independence theorem:
no. of Kosovars < no. of Serbs
=
viva independent Kosova!
Another Turk who doesn't know mathsThe 2000 Living Standard Measurement Survey by Statistical Office of Kosovo found an ethnic composition of the population as follows:
* 87% Albanians
* 9% Serbs
* 4% others
A most comprehensive (October 2002) estimate (for the 1.9 million inhabitants) for these years:
* 87% Albanians
* 7% Serbs
* 3% Muslims (Bosniaks and Gorani)
* 2% Roma, Ashkali and Egyptians
* 2% Turks
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Kosovo
Don't forget to scroll down a bit on the above page and you will some maps that include Cyprus and will be of interest to you
Your Serbian brothers claim there were no Albanians in the region initially and that they were brought in by Tito. I'll take their word. Now make another calculation from scratch bright south cypriot boy.