Cyprus is a far safer place to get stationed. In terms of violence, except when the Turks shot some civilians in the head in 1996, nothing much has happened there for 31 years.Its frozen it time. You can get Big Macs and Fries at McDonalds, Pop corn chicken at KFC and a Wopper at Burger King. I Hope you manage to get stationed to Cyprus, just bring your mastercard coz its expensive if you don't know where to shop. Try to sample the following local delights:
1) Soujouko;
2) Sheftalies;
3) Machalebi;
4)pites souvlakia mixed;
5) Eastern European escorts;
6)Petra tou Romiou
7) very lazy ,slow moving over paid public servants
Everyones calls you koumbaro;
9) Troulous; and
10)Hunting with 5000 hunters to every one hare.