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[Malapapa]

I have come to the conclusion that some Greek Cypriots – unbeknown even to themselves – have Nazi Mongoloid blood, maybe inherited from their aunty Oracle's side of the family. This severely affects their intelligence.

To test this theory I have come up with the following IQ test which is open only to GCs. Post your answers and I will be happy to work out your IQ and whether you have such unfortunate descent.

Best of luck.


1. Which one of the five below is a sovereign, independent island state?

a. Lesbos
b. Corfu
c. Rhodes
d. Cyprus
e. Crete


2. Which one of the five choices makes the best comparison? Greece is to the EU as Cyprus is to____:

a. the Anglo-Americans
b. the EU
c. Enosis and only enosis
d. Greece
e. Cyprus is Greek


3. There are 227 inhabited Greek islands. With Cyprus, how many islands does that make?

a. 227; Cyprus is already a Greek island
b. 228; 227 + 1 is 228
c. Enosis and only enosis
d. 1821
e. Cyprus is Greek


4. If all Cypriots are Greek, and all Greeks are direct descendants of the ancient Spartans, then 300 Cypriots fought at the Battle of Thermoplyae:

True or False


5. If you rearrange the letters "NEOSIS" you have the name of:

a. The sacred will of the heroic Greek people of Cyprus
b. A slogan you put on cakes to show how patriotic you are
c. A movement no longer advocated by any mainstream Cypriot political party
d. CIA
e. This is Sparta


6. Which one of the following drinks is the odd one out?

a. Ouzo
b. Metaxa
c. Zivania
d. Retsina
e. Errr, another glass of ouzo (hic)


7. Which one of the following entertainers is different from all the others? (clue: tattoo)

a. Stavros Flatley
b. Nana Mouskouri
c. Demis Roussos
d. Maria Callas
e. Errr, another Nana Mouskouri


8. Finish this tired-old Greek Cypriot expression: Cyprus is ___:

a. A popular holiday destination
b. An EU country
c. An eastern mediterranean island
d. Part occupied by 40,000 Anatolian troops
e. Greek


9. What is the Cypriot definition of "OXI"?

a. When Greece told Italy to "va fangoul" in 1940
b. When Greece stood up to fascist tyranny in 1940
c. When Greece delayed Germany's invasion of the Soviet Union in 1940 until the winter which won WWII
d. When Cyprus rejected the unjust and unworkable Annan Plan
e. Public holiday. Hooray, day off school! Get the blue and white flags out!


10. Which of these is/are really Cypriot?

a. Maronites
b. Latins
c. The 300 Spartans
d. Armenians
e. Orthodox Church


It's finished now.

[YFred]

Now you are confusing the hell out of me. I am not sure if I should take this test instead, on account of Linobambaki heritage and all that. But we'll let our aunty take the test first to see if she gets top marks (Zero) with distinction.

[Oracle]

Dear "The Cypriot", did you know ...

"You can't have your cake and eat it too"

... "Cypriot" sophism by "Malapapaya"

It means if the majority of the Cypriots consider themselves ethnically Greek, then the Turks can rightfully claim a piece of Cyprus and Mal will say halalintous!

[YFred]

Dear "The Cypriot", did you know ...

"You can't have your cake and eat it too"

... "Cypriot" sophism by "Malapapaya"

It means if the majority of the Cypriots consider themselves ethnically Greek, then the Turks can rightfully claim a piece of Cyprus and Mal will say halalintous!

Mal what ever, where have you gone, Oracle is waiting to be certified. Send the men with white coats.

[Malapapa]

Dear "The Cypriot", did you know ...

"You can't have your cake and eat it too"

... "Cypriot" sophism by "Malapapaya"

It means if the majority of the Cypriots consider themselves ethnically Greek, then the Turks can rightfully claim a piece of Cyprus and Mal will say halalintous!

You scored '0' Oracle. Thanks for taking part. (Thankfully for you there's no minus score)

[Malapapa]

Now you are confusing the hell out of me. I am not sure if I should take this test instead, on account of Linobambaki heritage and all that. But we'll let our aunty take the test first to see if she gets top marks (Zero) with distinction.

Go on YFred. Take the test. See if you can score better than last time.

[YFred]

Now you are confusing the hell out of me. I am not sure if I should take this test instead, on account of Linobambaki heritage and all that. But we'll let our aunty take the test first to see if she gets top marks (Zero) with distinction.

Go on YFred. Take the test. See if you can score better than last time.

You are pretending not to understand. She needs to be certified.

[Malapapa]

[yialousa1971]

Hope this answers your question 3.

[Malapapa]

Hope this answers your question 3.

(Followed by pointless Latin map of east med. islands)

You scored '0' yialousa1971, exactly the same score as your batty aunt. Thanks for taking part.