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I'm all for a two-state solution. The T/Cs can start a state in Eastern Turkey and call it the Eastern Turkish Republic of Mongolia (ETRM). They could even have their own airport. They can leave the rest of us in peace in a unitary Republic of Cyprus. That is a solution I would gladly sign up for. I would even agree for a fast-track to EU membership if the ETRMs wanted to be EU citizens. Will Turkey give up some land for such a deal? I don't see why not. Think of all the benefits. It might even help the Turks with their own EU application.

If there is an agreement the following would apply:

a)land percentages. 100% Republic of Cyprus. 100% Eastern Turkish Republic of Mongolia.
b)military withdrawal. All Turkish troops will be eligible for ETRM citizenship.
c) property restitution. Any goats dispossessed of land in Anatolia can be slaughtered and eaten.
d/new fast track state for the EU. The ETRM will get into the EU when Turkey joins, i.e. probably never.

I say we hold a referendum before December 2009.

That's it, I got the message, I had enough, packed my bags and I am off.
Which country shall I invade next?
Who ever you are going to suggest further info required.
What percentage land will I be able to grab?
How many wives do they allow a man to have?
What is the payments for unemployment?
How many bedrooms do the houses they offer have?
Does it come with air conditioning and a pool?
Is there lots of easy women nearby that do not require payments?
I am not going to any old country, there are certain standards I am used to and a reputation to protect, know what I mean?
I wait in anticipation?
From the unwanted.
Regards

Fred, you can stay if you like. As a citizen of the Republic you would be eligible for all the benefits of our first-class economy and health and welfare system. If you work hard enough you can get a house with air-conditioning and a pool. If you want to set up your own state then you would have to take your chances in Anatolia. It's not what you are used to. But it won't be stolen land (except for the goats) so you can start a new life with a clear conscience and without the fear of legal action. With EU assistance your new Turkish statelet would be up and running in a few years. But bear in mind that your compatriots won't be getting handouts and would have to work for a living.

A tough call I know...

Ouch! Now that, was a kick in the bollocks.

No more kids for you Yfronts

Bambo, remember our appointment to meet at Carter-Ruck address. You will not forget now will you?

Bonzo, I haven't forgotten. I am working on it.

You have nothing to add, but come up with more crap!

Keep the wine on ice for me see you soon.

[Viewpoint]

We are here to stay whether you like it or not and will not give up our rights...makes you sick I know but deal with it...you have to learn to share fairly otherwise no solution.

[Hermes]

We are here to stay whether you like it or not and will not give up our rights...makes you sick I know but deal with it...you have to learn to share fairly otherwise no solution.

No thanks. We don't like to "share" what is already ours. Keep your hands to yourself. Now off to Anatolia with you. You are not welcome here. You are clearly a shirker. You need to work for a living and can find some useful work in the Turkish mountains. You can build a statue to Ataturk from rocks with your bare hands. Something useful that will give you pride, I'm sure.

[Viewpoint]

We are here to stay whether you like it or not and will not give up our rights...makes you sick I know but deal with it...you have to learn to share fairly otherwise no solution.

No thanks. We don't like to "share" what is already ours. Keep your hands to yourself. Now off to Anatolia with you. You are not welcome here. You are clearly a shirker. You need to work for a living and can find some useful work in the Turkish mountains. You can build a statue to Ataturk from rocks with your bare hands. Something useful that will give you pride, I'm sure.

So what you are saying TCs have no rights to live on this island? why is that could you please clarify it for everyone.

[Hermes]

We are here to stay whether you like it or not and will not give up our rights...makes you sick I know but deal with it...you have to learn to share fairly otherwise no solution.

No thanks. We don't like to "share" what is already ours. Keep your hands to yourself. Now off to Anatolia with you. You are not welcome here. You are clearly a shirker. You need to work for a living and can find some useful work in the Turkish mountains. You can build a statue to Ataturk from rocks with your bare hands. Something useful that will give you pride, I'm sure.

So what you are saying TCs have no rights to live on this island? why is that could you please clarify it for everyone.

You want rights? Okay, but you would have to be good citizens first. Otherwise you'll end up in jail.

[Viewpoint]

We are here to stay whether you like it or not and will not give up our rights...makes you sick I know but deal with it...you have to learn to share fairly otherwise no solution.

No thanks. We don't like to "share" what is already ours. Keep your hands to yourself. Now off to Anatolia with you. You are not welcome here. You are clearly a shirker. You need to work for a living and can find some useful work in the Turkish mountains. You can build a statue to Ataturk from rocks with your bare hands. Something useful that will give you pride, I'm sure.

So what you are saying TCs have no rights to live on this island? why is that could you please clarify it for everyone.

You want rights? Okay, but you would have to be good citizens first. Otherwise you'll end up in jail.

Read your own constitution to find out what rights we have and then obey them otherwise you will end with a divided island.

[Hermes]

We are here to stay whether you like it or not and will not give up our rights...makes you sick I know but deal with it...you have to learn to share fairly otherwise no solution.

No thanks. We don't like to "share" what is already ours. Keep your hands to yourself. Now off to Anatolia with you. You are not welcome here. You are clearly a shirker. You need to work for a living and can find some useful work in the Turkish mountains. You can build a statue to Ataturk from rocks with your bare hands. Something useful that will give you pride, I'm sure.

So what you are saying TCs have no rights to live on this island? why is that could you please clarify it for everyone.

You want rights? Okay, but you would have to be good citizens first. Otherwise you'll end up in jail.

Read your own constitution to find out what rights we have and then obey them otherwise you will end with a divided island.

Well I'm glad you respect the constitution of the Republic of Cyprus. Your rights are guaranteed as you say. Nothing to worry about then.

[Viewpoint]

We are here to stay whether you like it or not and will not give up our rights...makes you sick I know but deal with it...you have to learn to share fairly otherwise no solution.

No thanks. We don't like to "share" what is already ours. Keep your hands to yourself. Now off to Anatolia with you. You are not welcome here. You are clearly a shirker. You need to work for a living and can find some useful work in the Turkish mountains. You can build a statue to Ataturk from rocks with your bare hands. Something useful that will give you pride, I'm sure.

So what you are saying TCs have no rights to live on this island? why is that could you please clarify it for everyone.

You want rights? Okay, but you would have to be good citizens first. Otherwise you'll end up in jail.

Read your own constitution to find out what rights we have and then obey them otherwise you will end with a divided island.

Well I'm glad you respect the constitution of the Republic of Cyprus. Your rights are guaranteed as you say. Nothing to worry about then.

How old are you? you destroyed the constitution and denied us our rights, discriminating against us for 11 years thats why Cyprus exploded...dont you know anything? are you that brainwashed?

[Get Real!]

We are here to stay whether you like it or not and will not give up our rights...makes you sick I know but deal with it...you have to learn to share fairly otherwise no solution.

We’re not interested in any of your “solutions” VP… you should’ve realised by now.

[Viewpoint]

We are here to stay whether you like it or not and will not give up our rights...makes you sick I know but deal with it...you have to learn to share fairly otherwise no solution.

We’re not interested in any of your “solutions” VP… you should’ve realised by now.

Have you? its a two way street.