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Postby chrisp » Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:38 am

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Jim, Tom and Susie.

They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.

After several years of casual sex, all the time, Susie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing.

She felt having sex with both Jim and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed herself.

It was tragic, but Jim and Tom managed to get through it. After a while, Jim and Tom's resistance to nature's urgings waned, and the inevitable happened.

Well, a couple more years went by and Jim and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.




I didn't see this one coming











So, they buried Susie.
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Postby fig head » Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:38 am

hahahahahaa i cant belive the turn of the joke!! lol
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Postby Svetlana » Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:11 pm

Another subtle variation:

the ship sinks and just the Sultan and Court Jester are the only ones to make it to the island. After three weeks of boredom the Sultan was at his wit's end....
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Postby sniper » Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:14 pm

lol... men :)
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