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Postby fig head » Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:24 pm

an escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years
of his life sentence in prison.
while on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who
had been sleeping in the bedroom.
he tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed.
he got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck. suddenly he got up ad left the room.
as soon as the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, "honey,this guy hasnt seen a woman in years. i saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in hurry.
just cooperate and do anything he wants. if he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. whatever you do dont fight with him or make him mad. our lives depend on it. be strong and i love you...

after spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says: Dear, im so relieved you feel that way. you`r right, he hasnt seen a woman in years, but he wasnt kissing my neck... he was whespering in my ear. he said he thinks you are really cute nd asked if we kept the vaseline in the bathroom. be stron and i love you too
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Postby denizaksulu » Sat Oct 17, 2009 5:11 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock:

:oops: :oops: :oops:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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