Three old football fans are in a church, praying for their teams.The first one asks, "Oh Lord when will England next win the World Cup?"
God Replies, "In the next five years."
"But I'll be dead by then," says the man.
The second one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Liverpool next win the Premier League?"
The Good Lord - answers, "In the next ten years."
"But I'll be dead by then," says the man.
The third one asks, "Oh Lord when will Arsenal win the European Cup?".
God answers, "I'll be dead by then!"