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Postby Jerry » Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:26 pm

This is serious. Please BEWARE!

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsburys for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic... Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.. It really could happen, you could be a victim too.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good- looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their large, firm young breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look, especially with all the rain we have been having.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Tesco. You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked and start kissing each other! Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, but, and this is where the scam occurs, whilst you are distracted, the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, and 29th. Also July 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.
So Be Warned!

P.S. Aldi have wallets on sale for £1.99 each
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Postby cyprusgrump » Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:57 pm

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Postby Jerry » Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:19 pm



Grump, how do you do it, how can you remember jokes from 3 years ago and find them so quickly?
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Postby fig head » Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:53 pm

Jerry wrote:


Grump, how do you do it, how can you remember jokes from 3 years ago and find them so quickly?

OMG jerry you are a mind reader lol! i was just wondering how he do it!
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Postby Jerry » Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:55 pm

fig head wrote:
Jerry wrote:


Grump, how do you do it, how can you remember jokes from 3 years ago and find them so quickly?

OMG jerry you are a mind reader lol! i was just wondering how he do it!

Funny how he do it figgy, innit :wink:
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Postby cyprusgrump » Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:18 pm

Jerry wrote:


Grump, how do you do it, how can you remember jokes from 3 years ago and find them so quickly?

A bit sad isn't it...? :oops:
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