RichardB wrote:I do believe that I should (under the guidence of our beloved Proedros BillC) be elected as Mukhtar of the Bitish province of Peyia district. Where, I would naturally have a free hand to implement the poustou englezos tax as I saw fit. The only way to avoid this tax would be to take a test of 'Poushtou englezosness' This would include eating pickled ambeloupelia, Naming the members of the poustoenglezos 'government' , Shooting cats, driving a diplo kampino over the Troodos range and signing a dclaration to not support the illegal crnt pseudo 'government' Naturally as they pass each of the objectives more will be added in line with the poushto englezos tax increases.
I would naturally have 'First night' rights on any eligible female
I would hold court and host drinking patrties for my fellow poushto englezos Koumbaros in the Palace which all the out of work citizens of Peyia will have built for me, These to save time will also double as 'government' law making cabinet meetings.
I offer you my Proedros BillC, my never ending loyalty in return for this honour.
This sounds like a good idea for a new board game, "Poushtonation"