Certainly an enigma...
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by cannedmoose » Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:01 pm
Thanks for the detailed explanation devil, interesting stuff...
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by petethegreek » Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:40 pm
SUICIDE SHEEP SEX SCANDAL
Reports eminating from Turkey suggest that there was a mass suicide of sheep in the eastern province of Van. One distraught farmer, who wished to remaine annonymous said, "I've never seen anything like it in all my 23 years as a sheep farmer. The whole village is in shock."
Eye witness Ali Mehmet could not beleive what he was seeing unfold before him. The 16-year-old farm hand said, "I was tending my donkey Hassan when all of a sudden there was a loud male voice in the distance shouting "kebab, kebab."" The tearful Mehmet went on, "Everybody knows that this is the worst thing you can say to these sheep. They are very sensative, you know. The sheep naturally took fright. Rather then end in some dodgy kebab house in North London they threw themselves off the cliff edge". Fighting back the tears, Mehmet continued, "I've lost 400 of my best friends", before breaking down.
Mehmet had earlier given a description of the person he had seen to the local ploice. He is said to be chubby and wearing a tatty Arsenal home jersey circa 2004.
Chief Constable Abdula Ali of the local police said that a person matching this description was seen in the village earlier in the day performing a sex act on a young lamb.
When disturbed, the young man fled in the direction of the hills.
A reward of 100,000 euros has been put forward by the Turkish government for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the perpetrator.
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Couldn't fit in into this weeks edition of my local Cypriot paper.
What u reckon Moose. Does the profile of the assailant ring any bells??
Reports eminating from Turkey suggest that there was a mass suicide of sheep in the eastern province of Van. One distraught farmer, who wished to remaine annonymous said, "I've never seen anything like it in all my 23 years as a sheep farmer. The whole village is in shock."
Eye witness Ali Mehmet could not beleive what he was seeing unfold before him. The 16-year-old farm hand said, "I was tending my donkey Hassan when all of a sudden there was a loud male voice in the distance shouting "kebab, kebab."" The tearful Mehmet went on, "Everybody knows that this is the worst thing you can say to these sheep. They are very sensative, you know. The sheep naturally took fright. Rather then end in some dodgy kebab house in North London they threw themselves off the cliff edge". Fighting back the tears, Mehmet continued, "I've lost 400 of my best friends", before breaking down.
Mehmet had earlier given a description of the person he had seen to the local ploice. He is said to be chubby and wearing a tatty Arsenal home jersey circa 2004.
Chief Constable Abdula Ali of the local police said that a person matching this description was seen in the village earlier in the day performing a sex act on a young lamb.
When disturbed, the young man fled in the direction of the hills.
A reward of 100,000 euros has been put forward by the Turkish government for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the perpetrator.
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Couldn't fit in into this weeks edition of my local Cypriot paper.
What u reckon Moose. Does the profile of the assailant ring any bells??
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