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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:21 pm

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kafenes wrote:So let me get this right. if you are a Muslim male, when you die you spend eternity f--king all day and getting pissed. My question is, what happens to all these virgins after they have lost their virginity? How does Allah keep the right proportion of 72 virgins to 1 man? If a woman dies does she get 72 virgin men? Do they have one person at a time or is it a gang bang? I would say there would a a few sore souls in the Muslim paradise.



With all those virgins there, I think we may assume that all homosexual men end up in Paradise. :?

Hetrosexuals end up in purgatory with real wimin!! :lol: :lol: φuckinγ hell!! :oops: :oops:

Where do I go? :shock:


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Whats up doc? :lol: :lol:
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Postby CBBB » Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:29 pm

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kafenes wrote:So let me get this right. if you are a Muslim male, when you die you spend eternity f--king all day and getting pissed. My question is, what happens to all these virgins after they have lost their virginity? How does Allah keep the right proportion of 72 virgins to 1 man? If a woman dies does she get 72 virgin men? Do they have one person at a time or is it a gang bang? I would say there would a a few sore souls in the Muslim paradise.



With all those virgins there, I think we may assume that all homosexual men end up in Paradise. :?

Hetrosexuals end up in purgatory with real wimin!! :lol: :lol: φuckinγ hell!! :oops: :oops:

Where do I go? :shock:


Hello sailor!



Whats up doc? :lol: :lol:


Sorry, I am not playing any more. I am watching a documentary on Nat Geo about the origins of Homo Sapiens in Africa (not "The Original Eve", which was excellent).

You can probably get it.
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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:40 pm

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kafenes wrote:So let me get this right. if you are a Muslim male, when you die you spend eternity f--king all day and getting pissed. My question is, what happens to all these virgins after they have lost their virginity? How does Allah keep the right proportion of 72 virgins to 1 man? If a woman dies does she get 72 virgin men? Do they have one person at a time or is it a gang bang? I would say there would a a few sore souls in the Muslim paradise.



With all those virgins there, I think we may assume that all homosexual men end up in Paradise. :?

Hetrosexuals end up in purgatory with real wimin!! :lol: :lol: φuckinγ hell!! :oops: :oops:

Where do I go? :shock:


Hello sailor!



Whats up doc? :lol: :lol:


Sorry, I am not playing any more. I am watching a documentary on Nat Geo about the origins of Homo Sapiens in Africa (not "The Original Eve", which was excellent).

You can probably get it.


King Philip of Macedonia is just dying in @Alexander'. Is it worth recording? I prefered Richard Burton.
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Postby CBBB » Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:44 pm

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kafenes wrote:So let me get this right. if you are a Muslim male, when you die you spend eternity f--king all day and getting pissed. My question is, what happens to all these virgins after they have lost their virginity? How does Allah keep the right proportion of 72 virgins to 1 man? If a woman dies does she get 72 virgin men? Do they have one person at a time or is it a gang bang? I would say there would a a few sore souls in the Muslim paradise.



With all those virgins there, I think we may assume that all homosexual men end up in Paradise. :?

Hetrosexuals end up in purgatory with real wimin!! :lol: :lol: φuckinγ hell!! :oops: :oops:

Where do I go? :shock:


Hello sailor!



Whats up doc? :lol: :lol:


Sorry, I am not playing any more. I am watching a documentary on Nat Geo about the origins of Homo Sapiens in Africa (not "The Original Eve", which was excellent).

You can probably get it.


King Philip of Macedonia is just dying in @Alexander'. Is it worth recording? I prefered Richard Burton.

We get the Romanian version of Nat Geo.

(there is a commercial on)
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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:45 pm

:shock: :shock: Angelina Jolie?????Alex's mum :shock: Lucky b-----d.
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Postby Z4 » Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:46 pm

I drink too much but my memory is here, I think :)
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Postby CBBB » Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:47 pm

denizaksulu wrote::shock: :shock: Angelina Jolie?????Alex's mum :shock: Lucky b-----d.


You lost me completely! Now bugger off, the commercials finished!
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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:50 pm

Hop away then :lol: Watch the hunters!!
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