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Drinking large amount of alcohol erases your memory-DUH-

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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:03 am

emma ruby wrote:lol, i dont kno, i think i just passed out, she told me she toke me her place coz i didnt remember where is mine!!


At least you found your PC Emma.

Remember you are also poisoning your body. Save it for your future. :wink:

'In Moderation' is my advice.

Enjoy

Whoop whoop!! :lol:
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Postby fig head » Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:51 am

Good morning (again) lol whats going on here!!!Dangman what crapets you on about !! and wow dera deniz not feeling hungover is so great!! Hope every one having good day! xxxxx
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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:54 am

emma ruby wrote:Good morning (again) lol whats going on here!!!Dangman what crapets you on about !! and wow dera deniz not feeling hungover is so great!! Hope every one having good day! xxxxx



I can feel great without a hangover dear. :lol:
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Postby CBBB » Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:18 pm

denizaksulu wrote:
emma ruby wrote:Good morning (again) lol whats going on here!!!Dangman what crapets you on about !! and wow dera deniz not feeling hungover is so great!! Hope every one having good day! xxxxx



I can feel great without a hangover dear. :lol:


What is a hangover? I always keep the alcohol level up enough so that I don't get one!
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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:06 pm

CBBB wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
emma ruby wrote:Good morning (again) lol whats going on here!!!Dangman what crapets you on about !! and wow dera deniz not feeling hungover is so great!! Hope every one having good day! xxxxx



I can feel great without a hangover dear. :lol:


What is a hangover? I always keep the alcohol level up enough so that I don't get one!



You talking to me?

How do I know? I seem not to have enjoyed my life, according to the 'hangover specialists'. :lol:
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Postby CBBB » Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:12 pm

denizaksulu wrote:
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denizaksulu wrote:
emma ruby wrote:Good morning (again) lol whats going on here!!!Dangman what crapets you on about !! and wow dera deniz not feeling hungover is so great!! Hope every one having good day! xxxxx



I can feel great without a hangover dear. :lol:


What is a hangover? I always keep the alcohol level up enough so that I don't get one!



You talking to me?

How do I know? I seem not to have enjoyed my life, according to the 'hangover specialists'. :lol:


Mohammed said you are not allowed to drink, until you go to paradise where the the rivers flow with wine (we won't mention the virgins).
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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:21 pm

CBBB wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
CBBB wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
emma ruby wrote:Good morning (again) lol whats going on here!!!Dangman what crapets you on about !! and wow dera deniz not feeling hungover is so great!! Hope every one having good day! xxxxx



I can feel great without a hangover dear. :lol:


What is a hangover? I always keep the alcohol level up enough so that I don't get one!



You talking to me?

How do I know? I seem not to have enjoyed my life, according to the 'hangover specialists'. :lol:


Mohammed said you are not allowed to drink, until you go to paradise where the the rivers flow with wine (we won't mention the virgins).



I think he said , to the effect thet ' you should not drink 'intoxicating 'drinks. So I will drink little enough so as not to get 'intoxicated'. Thats what the Saudi's do - innit!! :lol: The word 'alcohol' is not there. :wink:
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Postby kafenes » Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:36 pm

So let me get this right. if you are a Muslim male, when you die you spend eternity f--king all day and getting pissed. My question is, what happens to all these virgins after they have lost their virginity? How does Allah keep the right proportion of 72 virgins to 1 man? If a woman dies does she get 72 virgin men? Do they have one person at a time or is it a gang bang? I would say there would a a few sore souls in the Muslim paradise.
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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:03 pm

kafenes wrote:So let me get this right. if you are a Muslim male, when you die you spend eternity f--king all day and getting pissed. My question is, what happens to all these virgins after they have lost their virginity? How does Allah keep the right proportion of 72 virgins to 1 man? If a woman dies does she get 72 virgin men? Do they have one person at a time or is it a gang bang? I would say there would a a few sore souls in the Muslim paradise.



With all those virgins there, I think we may assume that all homosexual men end up in Paradise. :?

Hetrosexuals end up in purgatory with real wimin!! :lol: :lol: φuckinγ hell!! :oops: :oops:

Where do I go? :shock:
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Postby CBBB » Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:16 pm

denizaksulu wrote:
kafenes wrote:So let me get this right. if you are a Muslim male, when you die you spend eternity f--king all day and getting pissed. My question is, what happens to all these virgins after they have lost their virginity? How does Allah keep the right proportion of 72 virgins to 1 man? If a woman dies does she get 72 virgin men? Do they have one person at a time or is it a gang bang? I would say there would a a few sore souls in the Muslim paradise.



With all those virgins there, I think we may assume that all homosexual men end up in Paradise. :?

Hetrosexuals end up in purgatory with real wimin!! :lol: :lol: φuckinγ hell!! :oops: :oops:

Where do I go? :shock:


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