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[Z4]

Could be anything, anything at all....

Here is mine:

1) Better public transport service - there isn't one now!

2) Postmen - so they can bring me my bloody post!

3) Job Centre - word of mouth is all very well and good but if your mouth isn't Greek, your in the brown stuff! (you should speak Greek really I appreciate that)

4) Less chavy Brits - they seriously let the team down

5) A better bloody exchange rate - so us Brits can spend some hard earned!

6) Less construction and development companies. It really pees me off to see more lovely countryside being developed on!

7) Less bloody crime ! Ok there's not much compared to the madhouse in the UK but it's rising............please stop if your watching!

Improved road system to Latchi/Polis. (or maybe that is a good thing keeping Oracle away )

[fig head]

1) cypriot girls going out with british men
2) cypriot men who dont drink whisky or zavaneia
3) a cypriot on time
4) cypriot who have no problems admitting he is gay
5) a british pub with no british drinking in the afternoon
6) an open minded ,non judgemental people
7) SERIOUs
- better roads
- faster services(every thing seems to take ages to get done)
- less youngsters on fast bikes(shame they end up killing them self)
- less teenagers getting hammerd every week end with no parental supervice
- and one of yours a proper job centre
- timeshare people to stop being dodgy and be proper trust worthy people
- central heating ( jesses man its bloody freezing in the winter )
- food in super markets to be the same prices as in u.k (its a rep of here) !!

[CBBB]

Bloody foreigners, go back where you came from!

[lioness 2]

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Milo]

Bloody foreigners, go back where you came from!

Let me think errrrrr....... No

Next question....

[Oracle]

What would you like to see in Cyprus?

.... NO TURKS!

[Get Real!]

I hope you don't take this personally because here's some honest answers from a Cypriot...

1) Better public transport service - there isn't one now!

Whose idea was it to move to Paphos? Get out of there...

2) Postmen - so they can bring me my bloody post!

Whose idea was it to move to Paphos? Get out of there...

3) Job Centre - word of mouth is all very well and good but if your mouth isn't Greek, your in the brown stuff! (you should speak Greek really I appreciate that)

Whose idea was it to move to Paphos? There should be a dept of labour in most major towns...

http://www.mlsi.gov.cy/mlsi/dl/dl.nsf/d ... enDocument

6) Less construction and development companies. It really pees me off to see more lovely countryside being developed on!

The more foreigners coming here the more the construction... you ARE the problem.

7) Less bloody crime ! Ok there's not much compared to the madhouse in the UK but it's rising............please stop if your watching!

The more foreigners coming here the more the crime... you ARE the problem. Crime was unheard of in Cyprus not too long ago...

8) Improved road system to Latchi/Polis. (or maybe that is a good thing keeping Oracle away )

You're lucky there's a road connecting those two shitholes. 20 years ago that was goat-land!

Most of the problems being faced by Brits in Cyprus come down to their poor choice of location. As a rule of thumb, you should never move to where you used to holiday because such a place is not geared for locals.

[Z4]

I hope you don't take this personally because here's some honest answers from a Cypriot...

1) Better public transport service - there isn't one now!

Whose idea was it to move to Paphos? Get out of there...

2) Postmen - so they can bring me my bloody post!

Whose idea was it to move to Paphos? Get out of there...

3) Job Centre - word of mouth is all very well and good but if your mouth isn't Greek, your in the brown stuff! (you should speak Greek really I appreciate that)

Whose idea was it to move to Paphos? There should be a dept of labour in most major towns...

http://www.mlsi.gov.cy/mlsi/dl/dl.nsf/d ... enDocument

6) Less construction and development companies. It really pees me off to see more lovely countryside being developed on!

The more foreigners coming here the more the construction... you ARE the problem.

7) Less bloody crime ! Ok there's not much compared to the madhouse in the UK but it's rising............please stop if your watching!

The more foreigners coming here the more the crime... you ARE the problem. Crime was unheard of in Cyprus not too long ago...

8) Improved road system to Latchi/Polis. (or maybe that is a good thing keeping Oracle away )

You're lucky there's a road connecting those two shitholes. 20 years ago that was goat-land!

Most of the problems being faced by Brits in Cyprus come down to their poor choice of location. As a rule of thumb, you should never move to where you used to holiday because such a place is not geared for locals.

I never hide in Paphos GR! I really don't like the place

[Z4]

Most of the problems being faced by Brits in Cyprus come down to their poor choice of location. As a rule of thumb, you should never move to where you used to holiday because such a place is not geared for locals.

Totally agree there. Tourist places like the above you mentioned should never really be the place to live for several reasons.

[Oracle]

Rugged Paphos ... is NOT for wimps.

Z4 and GR! .... stay away; or your hair-styles and city manicures will suffer