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[Oracle]

What would you like to see in Cyprus?

.... NO TURKS!

I am coming over. Can we meet? I wanna give R... something to talk about.

Who is "R" ?

[AWE]

A workable solution.

[denizaksulu]

What would you like to see in Cyprus?

.... NO TURKS!

I am coming over. Can we meet? I wanna give R... something to talk about.

Who is "R" ?

You are surprisingly slow on the uptake. It must be the eggs.

[cyprusgrump]

Better public transport service - there isn't one now!
Postmen - so they can bring me my bloody post!
Job Centre - word of mouth is all very well and good but if your mouth isn't Greek, your in the brown stuff.
Less chavy Brits - they seriously let the team down
A better bloody exchange rate - so us Brits can spend some hard earned!
Less construction and development companies. It really pees me off to see more lovely countryside being developed on!
Less bloody crime ! Ok there's not much compared to the madhouse in the UK but it's rising............please stop if your watching!
I would also love to see villages stay traditional and keep their charm.
I would love to still be able to in say 5 years time to leave my car open (if I forget to lock it!) and it still be there when I return
I would also love to see less opticians!

I’ve tried to avoid responding to your ridiculous posts but you make it very difficult at times…

You basically want to change Cyprus to the UK – apart from the bits of the UK that you don’t like. It really is quite pathetic IMHO.

You want villages to stay ‘traditional’ and keep their charm yet you want a high speed bus service so you can get there and have a cheap Keo?

What is wrong with collecting your post from Andreas in the village? I love to get my post, chat to some people, have a coffee, and see what is what… it is one of the great things I like about village life here.

You want less construction yet you have bought an apartment in one of the biggest, most unsightly developments in the whole of Pissouri village. Isn’t that just a little, teeny, tiny bit hypocritical?

And you want ‘less chavy Brits’…

By the way, the reason that the exchange rate is shite is to do with the economy in the UK going down the toilet – it isn’t a Cyprus specific problem.

[Oracle]

What would you like to see in Cyprus?

.... NO TURKS!

I am coming over. Can we meet? I wanna give R... something to talk about.

Who is "R" ?

You are surprisingly slow on the uptake. It must be the eggs.

Getaway!

[Paphitis]

Rugged Paphos ... is NOT for wimps.

Z4 and GR! .... stay away; or your hair-styles and city manicures will suffer

There are no salons where they can wax their chest fluff either....

[denizaksulu]

What would you like to see in Cyprus?

.... NO TURKS!

I am coming over. Can we meet? I wanna give R... something to talk about.

Who is "R" ?

You are surprisingly slow on the uptake. It must be the eggs.

Getaway!

You ARE awake

[Z4]

Better public transport service - there isn't one now!
Postmen - so they can bring me my bloody post!
Job Centre - word of mouth is all very well and good but if your mouth isn't Greek, your in the brown stuff.
Less chavy Brits - they seriously let the team down
A better bloody exchange rate - so us Brits can spend some hard earned!
Less construction and development companies. It really pees me off to see more lovely countryside being developed on!
Less bloody crime ! Ok there's not much compared to the madhouse in the UK but it's rising............please stop if your watching!
I would also love to see villages stay traditional and keep their charm.
I would love to still be able to in say 5 years time to leave my car open (if I forget to lock it!) and it still be there when I return
I would also love to see less opticians!

I’ve tried to avoid responding to your ridiculous posts but you make it very difficult at times…

You basically want to change Cyprus to the UK – apart from the bits of the UK that you don’t like. It really is quite pathetic IMHO.

You want villages to stay ‘traditional’ and keep their charm yet you want a high speed bus service so you can get there and have a cheap Keo?

What is wrong with collecting your post from Andreas in the village? I love to get my post, chat to some people, have a coffee, and see what is what… it is one of the great things I like about village life here.

You want less construction yet you have bought an apartment in one of the biggest, most unsightly developments in the whole of Pissouri village. Isn’t that just a little, teeny, tiny bit hypocritical?

And you want ‘less chavy Brits’…

By the way, the reason that the exchange rate is shite is to do with the economy in the UK going down the toilet – it isn’t a Cyprus specific problem.

Please don't respond then

[cyprusgrump]

Better public transport service - there isn't one now!
Postmen - so they can bring me my bloody post!
Job Centre - word of mouth is all very well and good but if your mouth isn't Greek, your in the brown stuff.
Less chavy Brits - they seriously let the team down
A better bloody exchange rate - so us Brits can spend some hard earned!
Less construction and development companies. It really pees me off to see more lovely countryside being developed on!
Less bloody crime ! Ok there's not much compared to the madhouse in the UK but it's rising............please stop if your watching!
I would also love to see villages stay traditional and keep their charm.
I would love to still be able to in say 5 years time to leave my car open (if I forget to lock it!) and it still be there when I return
I would also love to see less opticians!

I’ve tried to avoid responding to your ridiculous posts but you make it very difficult at times…

You basically want to change Cyprus to the UK – apart from the bits of the UK that you don’t like. It really is quite pathetic IMHO.

You want villages to stay ‘traditional’ and keep their charm yet you want a high speed bus service so you can get there and have a cheap Keo?

What is wrong with collecting your post from Andreas in the village? I love to get my post, chat to some people, have a coffee, and see what is what… it is one of the great things I like about village life here.

You want less construction yet you have bought an apartment in one of the biggest, most unsightly developments in the whole of Pissouri village. Isn’t that just a little, teeny, tiny bit hypocritical?

And you want ‘less chavy Brits’…

By the way, the reason that the exchange rate is shite is to do with the economy in the UK going down the toilet – it isn’t a Cyprus specific problem.

Please don't respond then

Too late...

[Z4]

Better public transport service - there isn't one now!
Postmen - so they can bring me my bloody post!
Job Centre - word of mouth is all very well and good but if your mouth isn't Greek, your in the brown stuff.
Less chavy Brits - they seriously let the team down
A better bloody exchange rate - so us Brits can spend some hard earned!
Less construction and development companies. It really pees me off to see more lovely countryside being developed on!
Less bloody crime ! Ok there's not much compared to the madhouse in the UK but it's rising............please stop if your watching!
I would also love to see villages stay traditional and keep their charm.
I would love to still be able to in say 5 years time to leave my car open (if I forget to lock it!) and it still be there when I return
I would also love to see less opticians!

I’ve tried to avoid responding to your ridiculous posts but you make it very difficult at times…

You basically want to change Cyprus to the UK – apart from the bits of the UK that you don’t like. It really is quite pathetic IMHO.

You want villages to stay ‘traditional’ and keep their charm yet you want a high speed bus service so you can get there and have a cheap Keo?

What is wrong with collecting your post from Andreas in the village? I love to get my post, chat to some people, have a coffee, and see what is what… it is one of the great things I like about village life here.

You want less construction yet you have bought an apartment in one of the biggest, most unsightly developments in the whole of Pissouri village. Isn’t that just a little, teeny, tiny bit hypocritical?

And you want ‘less chavy Brits’…

By the way, the reason that the exchange rate is shite is to do with the economy in the UK going down the toilet – it isn’t a Cyprus specific problem.

Please don't respond then

Too late...

I'm not turning this into a slagging match - I have better things to do with my life, like going to fetch my post or visiting the local pig farmer