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[bluelagoon33]

How do you define a cypriot?

ill start.

Walking down the street thinking he /she is on the cat walk and everyone is looking at you.

Honestly , i was in Nicosia today and it felt like i was at a fashion exehbition in paris. !!

[purdey]

Well you were staring. So maybe the performance was for you.

[EPSILON]

How do you define a cypriot?

ill start.

Walking down the street thinking he /she is on the cat walk and everyone is looking at you.

Honestly , i was in Nicosia today and it felt like i was at a fashion exehbition in paris. !!

O pellos tou xorkou efkiken peripato.

[fig head]

ok when a cypriot (guy) say to a girl i wanna be your friend it really mean i wanna shag you.. when you hear some one shouting malakia and you dont know if they are angry or having a laugh thats a cypriot. whoop whoop

[bluelagoon33]

Cypriot go about 2 things....if its cheap and if its cheap.

and if its cheap and shit quality then they buy.

[Get Real!]

Another stupid thread from a primary school dropout…

[bluelagoon33]

You are a sucessfull cypriot when...

Your married with a sex partner
Your shaging your private secratery
You go twice a week to a cabaret
You gamble all your money on horses
You Sold your plot of land your parents gave you to play stock market and act like a high profile broker,even when go lost everything
You drive the latest BMW when your bank chasing you for last 6 month unpaid installment on your loan
You smoke
You dub out your cigaret just as you walk in the gym
You buy desighner stuff from the north and act like you got a promotion
Your buy a dog just to get attention
You walk down the street acting like your talking on the phone even when you batt is dead
You scan every moving body in a cafe or restuarant
You dont have money to eat or pay bills but you always come up with the money for nails and hair salons
No mater what your destination is you ALWAYS BUT ALWAYS have to drive through makarios avenue
You are cypriot when you stand like a statue in the clubs and bars with your drink dressed in black like your in a funeral
Always complaining you aint got money when you visit starbucks 3 times a day
You fart and the whole city knows about it
You pick your nose and your on front page

List is endless....hope you enjoyed

[CBBB]

A bloke who doesn't think shagging a bloke is gay, but being shagged by one is!

Go figure.

[bluelagoon33]

Another stupid thread from a primary school dropout…

This reply is a real definition of a typical STUPID CYPRIOT.

Nor did many millionaires finish school you wally. Hows your 9-5 job??

does it pay the bills?

[CBBB]

Another stupid thread from a primary school dropout…

This reply is a real definition of a typical STUPID CYPRIOT.

Nor did many millionaires finish school you wally. Hows your 9-5 job??

does it pay the bills?

At least GR can spell (sometimes)!