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[Get Real!]

Each and every one of you who claim to be “Cypriots” must reject and denounce all past programming inflicted on your brains by our enemies, and be reprogrammed to become individual marketing/promotional bastions of Cyprus!

Oracle, Simon, and Paphitis, the three of you are the most fucking useless “Cypriots” on this forum, so your reprogramming must commence immediately…

ie: Repeat after me…

1. Cyprus is the center of the universe!

2. Cyprus is the birthplace of civilization!

3. Cyprus is the alpha and the omega of the world!

I will check your progress tomorrow and press on with the second reprogramming process.

You can stick you rather humorous oath of allegiance up your bum, because I for one know deep within my heart that I am Cypriot and that Cyprus is the 'alpha and omega', and that is all that matters....

I certainly don't need the GR! oath of idiocy, or prove myself to anyone...

So I would appreciate it if you would keep your personal opinions to yourself about the very personal matter of how I and many others identify the true meaning of Cypriot inheritance, because this is my birthright and not yours.

You’ve spent your whole fucking forum life promoting Greece you incompetent little weasel so don’t come and tell me you’re “Cypriot” now!

[The Cypriot]

You can ALL be reprogrammed to serve Cyprus’ national interests, just as you were programmed in the past to serve Greece’s or Turkey’s national interests.

At least this time you’ll be doing it for your own country as it should’ve been from the start!

Cypriot national interests are not served by rejecting the islands dominant inheritance!

This manufactured "inheritance" served Greece not Cyprus fool!

Start using your brain and see if you can brainstorm perceptions that would elevate Cyprus above everyone else. In other words fruitcake, start thinking like a marketing/promotional company hired to elevate a product above all others.

This could be a new thread... Here's some ideas to get the ball rolling.

Cyprus: Cypriots wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else.

Cypriots - We knew how before... shhh you know who

Cypriots - Because life's complicated enough

Cypriots - Impossible is nothing

The United Colors of Cyprus

Cypriot Union - We won't make a drama out of a crisis.

Cyprus - Pure genius

Cypriots - They're grrrreat!

Err, yeah… we might need to go over those before they’re published!

There's more where that came from...

Cypriots - Because you’re worth it

Cypriots - The Real Thing

[Oracle]

The Cypriot confirmed that it does not include ALL TCs and nothing more, which means your argument just does not hold water.

Nope ... look again!

So how stupid can you get, because a Turkish settler can only be classified as a Turkish Settler and not as a Turk/Muslim!

So Turkish Settlers are not "Turkish/Muslim" ... but according to you, TCs are!

You categorically state that a Cypriot is NOT a Turk/Muslim and you couldn't be anymore wrong.

That's right Paphitis .... Cypriots are not "Turkish/Muslim" because if they are Turkish they cannot be Cypriot (go back to the posts with the reasons why, and revise!)

Take a break and it will all be clear in the morning ...

[Oracle]

Of course .... I blame The Cypriot for all this mess!

[Paphitis]

You can ALL be reprogrammed to serve Cyprus’ national interests, just as you were programmed in the past to serve Greece’s or Turkey’s national interests.

At least this time you’ll be doing it for your own country as it should’ve been from the start!

Cypriot national interests are not served by rejecting the islands dominant inheritance!

This manufactured "inheritance" served Greece not Cyprus fool!

Start using your brain and see if you can brainstorm perceptions that would elevate Cyprus above everyone else. In other words fruitcake, start thinking like a marketing/promotional company hired to elevate a product above all others.

Manufactured inheritance?

How manufactured can it be, when Greek civilization throughout the island is just so prevalent?

And since when has our inheritance served Greece's interests when it could have so easily resulted in all out warfare with Turkey and the potential loss of some Aegean Islands and Western Thrace?

GR!, you don't make any sense, especially since Greece had warned Cypriots about their extreme nationalism and quest for Enosis, something they did not really desire because they recognized the disaster this could bring.

[Simon]

Each and every one of you who claim to be “Cypriots” must reject and denounce all past programming inflicted on your brains by our enemies, and be reprogrammed to become individual marketing/promotional bastions of Cyprus!

Oracle, Simon, and Paphitis, the three of you are the most fucking useless “Cypriots” on this forum, so your reprogramming must commence immediately…

ie: Repeat after me…

1. Cyprus is the center of the universe!

2. Cyprus is the birthplace of civilization!

3. Cyprus is the alpha and the omega of the world!

I will check your progress tomorrow and press on with the second reprogramming process.

GR, I cannot be a useless Cypriot as I always put Cyprus first. The only difference between me and you is, you believe putting Cyprus first means denying our fantastic contribution to Hellenism, and our Greek identity, I don't.

Furthermore GR, as you are the most useless historian on this forum, you must repeat after me:

I MUST NOT INVENT HISTORY

I MUST NOT INVENT HISTORY

I MUST NOT INVENT HISTORY

[Get Real!]

There's more where that came from...

Cypriots - Because you’re worth it

Cypriots - The Real Thing

Vre Cypriot, you need to UP the stakes mate… the Greek propagandists even made them feel like they were one of the Gods of Olympus, and Spartan warriors for Christ’s sake and what are you offering them? The “real thing”???

[The Cypriot]

Of course .... I blame The Cypriot for all this mess!

"Probably the best Cypriot... in the world."

[The Cypriot]

There's more where that came from...

Cypriots - Because you’re worth it

Cypriots - The Real Thing

Vre Cypriot, you need to UP the stakes mate… the Greek propagandists even made them feel like they were one of the Gods of Olympus, and Spartan warriors for Christ’s sake and what are you offering them? The “real thing”???

"The antidote for civilization" - Club Cypriot

[Get Real!]

Each and every one of you who claim to be “Cypriots” must reject and denounce all past programming inflicted on your brains by our enemies, and be reprogrammed to become individual marketing/promotional bastions of Cyprus!

Oracle, Simon, and Paphitis, the three of you are the most fucking useless “Cypriots” on this forum, so your reprogramming must commence immediately…

ie: Repeat after me…

1. Cyprus is the center of the universe!

2. Cyprus is the birthplace of civilization!

3. Cyprus is the alpha and the omega of the world!

I will check your progress tomorrow and press on with the second reprogramming process.

GR, I cannot be a useless Cypriot as I always put Cyprus first. The only difference between me and you is, you believe putting Cyprus first means denying our fantastic contribution to Hellenism, and our Greek identity, I don't.

Furthermore GR, as you are the most useless historian on this forum, you must repeat after me:

I MUST NOT INVENT HISTORY

I MUST NOT INVENT HISTORY

I MUST NOT INVENT HISTORY

Simon, Simon, Simon... whatever will I do with your shortsighted little mind!

All the shit they fed you was to promote another ethnos and look what happened to your own home? It’s been torn down… will you ever learn?