" A man went to visit his doctor one day,
Doctor doctor my fingers are orange and smell of cheese, I dont know what to do"
Doctor said "do you work, have hobbies"
Man said " I dont work just sit on my sofa"
Doctor said "well you must do something with your time, what do you do all day long"
Man said "I watch porno movies all day and eat wotsits"!!!!!!!!!!!!!