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Postby YFred » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:02 pm

Looking for 3 new wives to compliment the other 4 in order to complete my religious duties. No need to have children as 18 already exist. Some baby minding may be necessary.

Looking for independent women who not only take care of themselves but also contribute to the pot.

Promise of ecstasy every night for every wife. Would be a nice Ramazan present to the current ones.
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Re: Looking for New Wives

Postby insan » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:30 pm

YFred wrote:Looking for 3 new wives to compliment the other 4 in order to complete my religious duties. No need to have children as 18 already exist. Some baby minding may be necessary.

Looking for independent women who not only take care of themselves but also contribute to the pot.

Promise of ecstasy every night for every wife. Would be a nice Ramazan present to the current ones.


:lol: :lol: Enjoy with all, YFred. :D
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Re: Looking for New Wives

Postby fig head » Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:20 pm

YFred wrote:Looking for 3 new wives to compliment the other 4 in order to complete my religious duties. No need to have children as 18 already exist. Some baby minding may be necessary.

Looking for independent women who not only take care of themselves but also contribute to the pot.

Promise of ecstasy every night for every wife. Would be a nice Ramazan present to the current ones.


taking the piss out of a religion aint funny! you must be havent a laugh! have some respect for all those people who believe in Ramadan -im not one of them- but i respect them!! ....! good luck with your search for new wifes ! not with completing your duties..! :( :(
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Re: Looking for New Wives

Postby denizaksulu » Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:50 pm

YFred wrote:Looking for 3 new wives to compliment the other 4 in order to complete my religious duties. No need to have children as 18 already exist. Some baby minding may be necessary.

Looking for independent women who not only take care of themselves but also contribute to the pot.

Promise of ecstasy every night for every wife. Would be a nice Ramazan present to the current ones.



I see that you have shares in 'Everready' batteries :lol:
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Re: Looking for New Wives

Postby YFred » Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:06 pm

emma ruby wrote:
YFred wrote:Looking for 3 new wives to compliment the other 4 in order to complete my religious duties. No need to have children as 18 already exist. Some baby minding may be necessary.

Looking for independent women who not only take care of themselves but also contribute to the pot.

Promise of ecstasy every night for every wife. Would be a nice Ramazan present to the current ones.


taking the piss out of a religion aint funny! you must be havent a laugh! have some respect for all those people who believe in Ramadan -im not one of them- but i respect them!! ....! good luck with your search for new wifes ! not with completing your duties..! :( :(

Young lady, what makes you think this is taking the piss? I as a Muslim convert take my religion very seriously and intend to bribe my way to heaven where 72 virgins await the heaven bound. I just hope they don't look like mother Theresa, that’s all.
It is my religious duty to have 7 wives in order to populate this world with Muslims so that we can take over the world. Besides who is going to pay for my and your pension?
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Re: Looking for New Wives

Postby YFred » Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:09 pm

denizaksulu wrote:
YFred wrote:Looking for 3 new wives to compliment the other 4 in order to complete my religious duties. No need to have children as 18 already exist. Some baby minding may be necessary.

Looking for independent women who not only take care of themselves but also contribute to the pot.

Promise of ecstasy every night for every wife. Would be a nice Ramazan present to the current ones.



I see that you have shares in 'Everready' batteries :lol:

How did you know I was known as Eeverready Freddie. That’s incredible, I am convinced we have met at some stage in our lives, either in the past, present or future. You don't have the dreaded time machine do you?
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Re: Looking for New Wives

Postby denizaksulu » Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:30 pm

YFred wrote:
emma ruby wrote:
YFred wrote:Looking for 3 new wives to compliment the other 4 in order to complete my religious duties. No need to have children as 18 already exist. Some baby minding may be necessary.

Looking for independent women who not only take care of themselves but also contribute to the pot.

Promise of ecstasy every night for every wife. Would be a nice Ramazan present to the current ones.


taking the piss out of a religion aint funny! you must be havent a laugh! have some respect for all those people who believe in Ramadan -im not one of them- but i respect them!! ....! good luck with your search for new wifes ! not with completing your duties..! :( :(

Young lady, what makes you think this is taking the piss? I as a Muslim convert take my religion very seriously and intend to bribe my way to heaven where 72 virgins await the heaven bound. I just hope they don't look like mother Theresa, that’s all.
It is my religious duty to have 7 wives in order to populate this world with Muslims so that we can take over the world. Besides who is going to pay for my and your pension?



Sometimes you drive me mad Yfred. What makes you think there will be any virgins left after all those suicide bombers have done their misdeeds. :roll: .
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Re: Looking for New Wives

Postby denizaksulu » Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:31 pm

YFred wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
YFred wrote:Looking for 3 new wives to compliment the other 4 in order to complete my religious duties. No need to have children as 18 already exist. Some baby minding may be necessary.

Looking for independent women who not only take care of themselves but also contribute to the pot.

Promise of ecstasy every night for every wife. Would be a nice Ramazan present to the current ones.



I see that you have shares in 'Everready' batteries :lol:

How did you know I was known as Eeverready Freddie. That’s incredible, I am convinced we have met at some stage in our lives, either in the past, present or future. You don't have the dreaded time machine do you?



Thats MY secret. :lol:
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Re: Looking for New Wives

Postby YFred » Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:11 am

denizaksulu wrote:
YFred wrote:
emma ruby wrote:
YFred wrote:Looking for 3 new wives to compliment the other 4 in order to complete my religious duties. No need to have children as 18 already exist. Some baby minding may be necessary.

Looking for independent women who not only take care of themselves but also contribute to the pot.

Promise of ecstasy every night for every wife. Would be a nice Ramazan present to the current ones.


taking the piss out of a religion aint funny! you must be havent a laugh! have some respect for all those people who believe in Ramadan -im not one of them- but i respect them!! ....! good luck with your search for new wifes ! not with completing your duties..! :( :(

Young lady, what makes you think this is taking the piss? I as a Muslim convert take my religion very seriously and intend to bribe my way to heaven where 72 virgins await the heaven bound. I just hope they don't look like mother Theresa, that’s all.
It is my religious duty to have 7 wives in order to populate this world with Muslims so that we can take over the world. Besides who is going to pay for my and your pension?



Sometimes you drive me mad Yfred. What makes you think there will be any virgins left after all those suicide bombers have done their misdeeds. :roll: .

Deniz, suicide bombers will not get the virgins. It's sin to kill innocent people. Trust me make it to heaven and there will be plenty. There will be just a few of us and we'll have the lot. Kickapoo hasn't got a chance on account of the company he keeps - grandchildren of murderers.:wink: :wink:
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Postby kafenes » Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:42 am

Hmmmmmmm...... 7 wives = 7 mother-in-laws. NO THANKS!!! :)
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