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[purdey]

Last seen in 2007 at Manchester Airport. Checked in on Cyprus Airways flight to Larnaca.
Contents include:
1 navy suit
3 ties
6 pairs socks
7 t-shirts
3 trousers
4 shirts
underwear-boxer shorts
3 pairs shoes
wash bag
electric razor
12 packs of Scottish smoked salmon
3 jars dill pickles
12 bags Jelly Babies
All packed neatly into hard shell red Samsonite case.

[CBBB]

Bloody hell, you are a jelly baby smuggler!

[suegwyn]

I did see a baggage handler in Larnaca looking very smart in a navy suit, shirt and tie...........come to think of it, he was munching on a bag of jelly babies!

[bill cobbett]

Mrs C's suitcase went missing for three to four days a few years ago on CY Air LCA to LHR. Contents included ....

One cardboard box full of live snails.

Dumped them. .

[baby-come-fly-with-me]

Last seen in 2007 at Manchester Airport. Checked in on Cyprus Airways flight to Larnaca.
Contents include:
1 navy suit
3 ties
6 pairs socks
7 t-shirts
3 trousers
4 shirts
underwear-boxer shorts
3 pairs shoes
wash bag
electric razor
12 packs of Scottish smoked salmon
3 jars dill pickles
12 bags Jelly Babies
All packed neatly into hard shell red Samsonite case.

And its only just dawned on you that you are missing your goods

[bluelagoon33]

Come on give us the rest of the contents then you can have it back.

2 dildoes
1 live blow up doll
10 pack durex
5 pack blue pill
1 shot gun
1 boook on how to chat up women
1 book on fear of flying
1 map on agia napa
2 joints
500 extacy pills

its here if you want it mate...just one spliff missing

[DANGAMAN]

Come on give us the rest of the contents then you can have it back.

2 dildoes
1 live blow up doll
10 pack durex
5 pack blue pill
1 shot gun
1 boook on how to chat up women
1 book on fear of flying
1 map on agia napa
2 joints
500 extacy pills

its here if you want it mate...just one spliff missing

And...

A Swedish penis enlarger (with a receipt in his name)
(Taken from the film Austin Powers LOL)

[DANGAMAN]

Last seen in 2007 at Manchester Airport. Checked in on Cyprus Airways flight to Larnaca.
Contents include:
1 navy suit
3 ties
6 pairs socks
7 t-shirts
3 trousers
4 shirts
underwear-boxer shorts
3 pairs shoes
wash bag
electric razor
12 packs of Scottish smoked salmon
3 jars dill pickles
12 bags Jelly Babies
All packed neatly into hard shell red Samsonite case.

Come to think about it, I found this open suitcase with lots of jelly baby pks.

I took a packet, open it and started to enjoy the sweets when...





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The Black jelly baby stole my watch....

[Floda]

Never mind about "Has anyone SEEN it"............... if there were 12 packs of Scottish smoked salmon among the contents and it has been missing for so long, surely the question should be "Has anyone SMELT it"

[Z4]

Come on give us the rest of the contents then you can have it back.

2 dildoes
1 live blow up doll
10 pack durex
5 pack blue pill
1 shot gun
1 boook on how to chat up women
1 book on fear of flying
1 map on agia napa
2 joints
500 extacy pills



its here if you want it mate...just one spliff missing

Someone phone the Drug Squad please