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by **baby-come-fly-with-me** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:08 pm

1. A mercedes is not a private car, it's a Taxi.
2. Talking sounds just like arguing.
3. You walk around in jumpers when it’s like 25C....
4....but put your airconditioning to 15C and still find it hot.
5. Going to buy a newspaper needs at least a 10 minute make-up.
6. Not smoking is considered 'weird'.
7. Not eating meat is unthinkable.
8. You take a generator when camping (to supply your fridge, micro, TV!).
9. All men over 30 look 50.
10. You text message people sitting at the same table with you.
11. You text message whilst lifting weights.
12. Police park on the pavement..to book you for a parking offence.
13. It's truly a task telling the difference between a pimp and undercoverpolice.
14. The translation of 'thank you' is......... "thank you".
15. The translation of 'sorry' is......."sorry".
16. The first thing a police officer asks you is "what does your dad do?".
17. The messenger/clerk of a Ministry can get you a job!
18. Your next door neighbour cooks "souvla" all 52 Sundays of the year.
19. The pick-up truck in front of you has charcoal fuming at the back..getting it ready for the time it reaches the beach!
20. You call everyone "koumbare"('best man')...and they probably are...

by **bill cobbett** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:56 pm

... When you can drive on both sides of the road or down the middle or on the pavements etc

by **fig head** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:01 pm

i love hearing cypriot people speak! i never know if they fighting or simply joking! tho the language sound very lovely!

by **bluelagoon33** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:08 pm

and when you get english who come to the island and complain all the time....bloody this bloody that.

stin igia sas! chears!

by **baby-come-fly-with-me** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:41 pm

emma ruby wrote:i love hearing cypriot people speak! i never know if they fighting or simply joking! tho the language sound very lovely!

I used to think they were having a barny sometimes untill my daufgter learnt fluent greek, then she used to tell me what they were saying!!!

by **lioness 2** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:45 pm

You know you are in Cyprus when the sun is shinning, feeling good about yourself and enjoying life all over again.

- Bloody hell I feel suicidal today fed up with gloom and doom England

by **baby-come-fly-with-me** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:50 pm

lioness 2 wrote:You know you are in Cyprus when the sun is shinning, feeling good about yourself and enjoying life all over again. - Bloody hell I feel suicidal today fed up with gloom and doom England

chin up, it will go really quick..you see :wink:

by **lioness 2** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:53 pm

baby-come-fly-with-me wrote:
lioness 2 wrote:You know you are in Cyprus when the sun is shinning, feeling good about yourself and enjoying life all over again. - Bloody hell I feel suicidal today fed up with gloom and doom England

chin up, it will go really quick..you see

Yeah you're right baby......... Just having a shit week thats all

by **bluelagoon33** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:53 pm

cyprus is the best when you come back to it after being away.......

You stay here too long you start cracking up....you are away for too long you start craking up.

by **lioness 2** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:57 pm

bluelagoon33 wrote:cyprus is the best when you come back to it after being away.......

You stay here too long you start cracking up....you are away for too long you start craking up.

I would sooner be cracking up in Cyprus than here in England thats for sure. Ignore me I'm pissed off this week.

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