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by **demetriou_74** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:36 pm

petethegreek wrote:I was thinking about Mr Jones and Mr Gascoinge but thought tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo corny to post.

Then again, u know what they say about great minds!!

o soooooooooooo very funny

by **cannedmoose** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:55 pm

Couldn't resist, sorry re... I spent 6 months in Gaza after university working on an international aid project

by **little.miss.sunshine** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 11:00 pm

excuse me? 'in gazza' are those homosexual inplications true about you?!?!?!?!

by **cannedmoose** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 4:54 pm

little.miss.sunshine wrote:excuse me? 'in gazza' are those homosexual inplications true about you?!?!?!?!

No dear, I think you're confusing me with Main_Source :lol:

who I've heard looks surprisingly like Vinnie Jones... all becomes clear...

by **ex_pat** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 5:43 pm

cannedmoose wrote:Indeed, you're obvious not suited to life in Cyprus if you're unable to adapt to local conditions. I suggest you try Clacton or Skegness - english speaking, no cockroaches, no Orthodox churches... just good old beer-swilling, fat-rippling, pie-eating english folk.

Spoken like a true racist Cypriot! It's twats like you that make Cyprus an unbearable place to live, unless of course you happen to be a fellow Cypriot!

Have you ever checked out the size of your own people? Even the children in Cyprus are obese! And the Cypriot diet isn't exactly a healthy low-fat one, is it?

Maybe you should look a little closer to home before throwing insults at the English!

by **petethegreek** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 5:48 pm

Oui, fatty. Shut it! Leave Moose alone.

by **cannedmoose** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 5:50 pm

ex_pat wrote:
cannedmoose wrote:Indeed, you're obvious not suited to life in Cyprus if you're unable to adapt to local conditions. I suggest you try Clacton or Skegness - english speaking, no cockroaches, no Orthodox churches... just good old beer-swilling, fat-rippling, pie-eating english folk.

Spoken like a true racist Cypriot! It's twats like you that make Cyprus an unbearable place to live, unless of course you happen to be a fellow Cypriot!

Have you ever checked out the size of your own people? Even the children in Cyprus are obese! And the Cypriot diet isn't exactly a healthy low-fat one, is it?

Maybe you should look a little closer to home before throwing insults at the English!

Since I am English, you've just made yourself look like the utter fool that you must be... well done... well done indeed old chap.

Having had the pleasure of living and working in a number of other countries, returning to this country has allowed me to see my countrymen for what they are, you are obviously one of these deluded souls who hankers for a return to blighty, all green fields and polite souls... it's not like that anymore man... :roll:

If you dispute that the beaches of Skegness are not populated by fat, england-shirt wearing, tanked-up-on-beer blokes with tatoos all down their arms, I suggest you visit, take some pictures and prove me wrong. I think you'll be sadly disappointed.

It seems that your experience of Cypriots is not a pleasant one, that may be something to do with your attitude in which you come across as a 'little Englander'. If you adapted to your surroundings and made an effort to understand Cypriots, you probably would have a very different and more pleasurable experience.

Anyway, I don't appreciate being called a twat, so go stick your head down the toilet and flush it, you'll come out cleaner that way.