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[YFred]

Reh Fredoulla, here's not so much a translation cos my gr is less than good and it would take hours to do...more a set of precautions you should be taking .....

para 1 - you need antibiotics mate, loads of them, you need every antibiotic known to man.
Para 2 - ditto - loads more anti-biotics needed and a pair of false eyes....oh and you'll need another bucket cos you seem to have kicked the last one.
Para 3 - take out loads of health and travel insurance, particularly if you're planning to fly.
para 4 - avoid congregations of flies, avoid swimming out at sea and be wary of suspicious looking bearded strangers with large tummies in Lourigina.

Hope this helps mate (and with apolowogies to DT).

First of all thank you for your translation, I owe you one.
I don't swim on account that my youth was spent imprisoned in Lurucina with hallasa less then ten miles away but no access thanks to those heroic relatives of his.

Secondly you are such a coward for apologising to that snake called DT.

Thirdly putting curses died out of the medieval times, so how backwards is DT

And finally how backward are you to fear him and his mouth, especially as it is like an extinct volcano.

Gordon Bennett! There's thanks for yer!

Talk about shooting the messenger! Thanks mate.

Oh Bill, I did thank you, didn't I?

[bill cobbett]

Reh Fredoulla, here's not so much a translation cos my gr is less than good and it would take hours to do...more a set of precautions you should be taking .....

para 1 - you need antibiotics mate, loads of them, you need every antibiotic known to man.
Para 2 - ditto - loads more anti-biotics needed and a pair of false eyes....oh and you'll need another bucket cos you seem to have kicked the last one.
Para 3 - take out loads of health and travel insurance, particularly if you're planning to fly.
para 4 - avoid congregations of flies, avoid swimming out at sea and be wary of suspicious looking bearded strangers with large tummies in Lourigina.

Hope this helps mate (and with apolowogies to DT).

First of all thank you for your translation, I owe you one.
I don't swim on account that my youth was spent imprisoned in Lurucina with hallasa less then ten miles away but no access thanks to those heroic relatives of his.

Secondly you are such a coward for apologising to that snake called DT.

Thirdly putting curses died out of the medieval times, so how backwards is DT

And finally how backward are you to fear him and his mouth, especially as it is like an extinct volcano.

Gordon Bennett! There's thanks for yer!

Talk about shooting the messenger! Thanks mate.

Oh Bill, I did thank you, didn't I?

You will need to post your ID or passport and ask me for a visa as well.

[YFred]

Reh Fredoulla, here's not so much a translation cos my gr is less than good and it would take hours to do...more a set of precautions you should be taking .....

para 1 - you need antibiotics mate, loads of them, you need every antibiotic known to man.
Para 2 - ditto - loads more anti-biotics needed and a pair of false eyes....oh and you'll need another bucket cos you seem to have kicked the last one.
Para 3 - take out loads of health and travel insurance, particularly if you're planning to fly.
para 4 - avoid congregations of flies, avoid swimming out at sea and be wary of suspicious looking bearded strangers with large tummies in Lourigina.

Hope this helps mate (and with apolowogies to DT).

First of all thank you for your translation, I owe you one.
I don't swim on account that my youth was spent imprisoned in Lurucina with hallasa less then ten miles away but no access thanks to those heroic relatives of his.

Secondly you are such a coward for apologising to that snake called DT.

Thirdly putting curses died out of the medieval times, so how backwards is DT

And finally how backward are you to fear him and his mouth, especially as it is like an extinct volcano.

Gordon Bennett! There's thanks for yer!

Talk about shooting the messenger! Thanks mate.

Oh Bill, I did thank you, didn't I?

You will need to post your ID or passport and ask me for a visa as well.

Belive it or not, I am registered at the RoC passport office pre 74. Find that. YFred Clan, Lord of Lurucina, YFred Palace, Lurucina-By-Sea. What more do you need there is only about 100. It will not take you long.
Are you trying to check me out to see if I have any Rum kochans.
Tell that Bafidi GC who has planted my 12 donums of Bodamya land with Ocra to take his thieving hands off my land.
Thank you.

[DT.]

Reh Fredoulla, here's not so much a translation cos my gr is less than good and it would take hours to do...more a set of precautions you should be taking .....

para 1 - you need antibiotics mate, loads of them, you need every antibiotic known to man.
Para 2 - ditto - loads more anti-biotics needed and a pair of false eyes....oh and you'll need another bucket cos you seem to have kicked the last one.
Para 3 - take out loads of health and travel insurance, particularly if you're planning to fly.
para 4 - avoid congregations of flies, avoid swimming out at sea and be wary of suspicious looking bearded strangers with large tummies in Lourigina.

Hope this helps mate (and with apolowogies to DT).

[YFred]

Reh Fredoulla, here's not so much a translation cos my gr is less than good and it would take hours to do...more a set of precautions you should be taking .....

para 1 - you need antibiotics mate, loads of them, you need every antibiotic known to man.
Para 2 - ditto - loads more anti-biotics needed and a pair of false eyes....oh and you'll need another bucket cos you seem to have kicked the last one.
Para 3 - take out loads of health and travel insurance, particularly if you're planning to fly.
para 4 - avoid congregations of flies, avoid swimming out at sea and be wary of suspicious looking bearded strangers with large tummies in Lourigina.

Hope this helps mate (and with apolowogies to DT).

I don’t mean to alarm you, but your effigy has got pins through the heart, the lungs and the crutch and has been put in the freezer.