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Postby fig head » Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:15 pm

creepy people who annoy the f*** out of you..
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i have a friend who is getting stalked by a girl and his life is hell at the moment, following him every where, as he said i feel she is like the CIA tracking system.! but she is not dangerous, she looks scary but never done anything stupid.. anyone have an advice for how to get rid of a stalker...!
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Re: STALKERS

Postby baby-come-fly-with-me » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:05 am

emma ruby wrote:creepy people who annoy the f*** out of you..
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i have a friend who is getting stalked by a girl and his life is hell at the moment, following him every where, as he said i feel she is like the CIA tracking system.! but she is not dangerous, she looks scary but never done anything stupid.. anyone have an advice for how to get rid of a stalker...!

tell your friend to pick his nose, ascratch his bum and fart when the atalker is close by to toataly put her off :oops:
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Re: STALKERS

Postby baby-come-fly-with-me » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:06 am

baby-come-fly-with-me wrote:
emma ruby wrote:creepy people who annoy the f*** out of you..
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i have a friend who is getting stalked by a girl and his life is hell at the moment, following him every where, as he said i feel she is like the CIA tracking system.! but she is not dangerous, she looks scary but never done anything stupid.. anyone have an advice for how to get rid of a stalker...!

tell your friend to pick his nose, ascratch his bum and fart when the atalker is close by to toataly put her off :oops:

or give her the birdie and hope it works!!!
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Postby Zorba » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:24 am

might turn her on
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Postby bill cobbett » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:24 am

Can't contribute any advice in this one cos I've never been stalked, other than by bleeding dogs. (the furry, four-legged type) :D
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Postby baby-come-fly-with-me » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:25 am

Zorba wrote:might turn her on

Funny you say that, as apparently stalkers like that as they can clearly see they are getting attention :shock:
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Postby Zorba » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:40 am

baby-come-fly-with-me wrote:
Zorba wrote:might turn her on

Funny you say that, as apparently stalkers like that as they can clearly see they are getting attention :shock:
yuck

Well, there you are. Ignore her and she will go away :)
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Postby baby-come-fly-with-me » Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:25 am

Zorba wrote:
baby-come-fly-with-me wrote:
Zorba wrote:might turn her on

Funny you say that, as apparently stalkers like that as they can clearly see they are getting attention :shock:
yuck

Well, there you are. Ignore her and she will go away :)

or set the stalker dogs on her :lol:
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Postby suegwyn » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:58 pm

Real stalkers would not be put off by a simple threat. Your friend should make a complaint to the police if he's really that worried,then if anything happened and he had to defend himself he'd have something in black and white that he had cause to! My son had the same problem, it's a very scary place to be :shock:
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Postby bluelagoon33 » Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:09 pm

having a stalker is a great thing!!!

Its when people stop giving you attention you should start worrying!!!

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