The Turks (and by that I mean people from Turkey - who else?) have renamed everything in the north, except the name "Cyprus/Kibris" itself. (Granted, they delight in taking things, so why not the name?)
However, soon they'll come to their senses, and realise the name of the island itself must be "totally Turkified". What should they go for?
Here are my suggestions. Please add yours. And no silly comments. This is a serious creative thread. The best entries will be emailed to Talat.
"Teeny-weeny-murky-Turkey"
"Turkey's-toilet" or
"What-genocide?"
"The-EU-is-racist"
"Embargoed-forever"
"Oramia" or
"Barracks-for-40,000-troops" or
"See?-the-Ottoman-Empire-is-alive-and kicking!" or
"Nobody-likes-us-we-say-we-don't-care"
"For-sale...-one-previous-owner-well-looked-after" "Isn't-that-where-those-stupid-donkeys-who-we-hoodwinked-into-thinking-they-were-Turks-before-shafting-them-like-donkeys-live?"