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[bill cobbett]

Rumkochanstan ?

[RichardB]

TRNC Think Reality Now Carpetbaggers

Theiving Rotten Nasty C****

[Jerry]

Fantacy Island
Ottomanistan
The New Ottoman Empire
Carpetbaggerland
The Isle of Dogs
Little Britain on sea
Thieves Paradise
Paxoland
Never Enver Land

[The Cypriot]

Steady, Richard. How about:

"Haramia"?

[The Cypriot]

Fantacy Island
Ottomanistan
The New Ottoman Empire
Carpetbaggerland
The Isle of Dogs
Little Britain on sea
Thieves Paradise
Paxoland
Never Enver Land

Top marks for "Fantasy Island"!

[The Cypriot]

"Millwall"

[Simon]

"New Britain"

[Dr J]

"Ataturkstatuestan"

[denizaksulu]

The Turks (and by that I mean people from Turkey - who else?) have renamed everything in the north, except the name "Cyprus/Kibris" itself. (Granted, they delight in taking things, so why not the name?)

However, soon they'll come to their senses, and realise the name of the island itself must be "totally Turkified". What should they go for?

Here are my suggestions. Please add yours. And no silly comments. This is a serious creative thread. The best entries will be emailed to Talat.

"Teeny-weeny-murky-Turkey"
"Turkey's-toilet" or
"What-genocide?"
"The-EU-is-racist"
"Embargoed-forever"
"Oramia" or
"Barracks-for-40,000-troops" or
"See?-the-Ottoman-Empire-is-alive-and kicking!" or
"Nobody-likes-us-we-say-we-don't-care"
"For-sale...-one-previous-owner-well-looked-after" "Isn't-that-where-those-stupid-donkeys-who-we-hoodwinked-into-thinking-they-were-Turks-before-shafting-them-like-donkeys-live?"

If you call that serious, then you can do a foxtrot oscar.

[denizaksulu]

The Turks (and by that I mean people from Turkey - who else?) have renamed everything in the north, except the name "Cyprus/Kibris" itself. (Granted, they delight in taking things, so why not the name?)

However, soon they'll come to their senses, and realise the name of the island itself must be "totally Turkified". What should they go for?

Here are my suggestions. Please add yours. And no silly comments. This is a serious creative thread. The best entries will be emailed to Talat.

"Teeny-weeny-murky-Turkey"
"Turkey's-toilet" or
"What-genocide?"
"The-EU-is-racist"
"Embargoed-forever"
"Oramia" or
"Barracks-for-40,000-troops" or
"See?-the-Ottoman-Empire-is-alive-and kicking!" or
"Nobody-likes-us-we-say-we-don't-care"
"For-sale...-one-previous-owner-well-looked-after" "Isn't-that-where-those-stupid-donkeys-who-we-hoodwinked-into-thinking-they-were-Turks-before-shafting-them-like-donkeys-live?"

every now and then you knock me off my chair.

the whole family had a laugh with this one

Teeny-weeny-murky-Turkey

DT, please dont encourage him. He has already filled his vraga up with crap.