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[Doratis1980]

A man was driving his sport car on the highway braking the speed limit. A cop started chasing him with the patrol car..130 the man 130 the cop...140 the man the cop the same..200 the man the cop was still at his backthe man though he would save himself by driving faster and faster but always the cop was at his back..after long time the man gave up and pulled over..
the cop: " i can arrest you and charge you for many reasons but i am very tired, had a very busy day so if you tell me one excuse i never heard before i will let you go ".
the man : "two days ago my wife left me and went away with a cop to start a new life".
the cop: "SO????"
the man: " i thought u was the same cop and u was trying to return her back to me!!!!!!"
the cop: "GOODEVENING SIR"