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by **bill cobbett** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:49 pm

My Beloved Fellow Fighters in the Noble National Struggle. Your Sunburnt Peeling. somewhat less then than sober and Brave Roving Reporter has abandoned his comfortable sofa in the Plusher Northern Suburbs of London, England to spend a while in the Old Country from where, greetings, much love and regretfully Dire Warnings of the goings on in this Hedonistic Hell-Hole of Agia Napa.

My Beloved Fellow Forumers I can bring you grim reports of the basest of recreations of the young of all nations in this town.

I have witnessed youngsters wearing less than would be deemed suitable on the beach drinking to great excess and urinating and defecating as the need takes them on Church Wall and going around coupled with well-endowed Black Men from a place called Tottinghem (which I believe is an island in the West Indies) and never mind Sex on the Beach (which you will all have heard about) the local habit here in this Foulest of Soddoms and Gomorahs is Copulation in the Streets and Dark Alleys. (Something which I nearly experienced for myself save for Mrs C suggesting I should act my age.) Here I report on the goings on of good CY girls and other girls of all nations of Good Parentage who are also in the habit of exposing their breasts through the encouragement of drunken youths and cheap liquor.

The Boys of all Nations drink similarly to excess and are in the habit of relieving their bladders and throwing up in the Church Yard but not being so well-endowed as the Black Men referred to earlier resort to bestial and Sodomistic Fraternalisations.

Your Roving Reporter must away to a bar where there is a Tsatisto Evening. It is called by a different name here, something like Careokee. but give your Refugee from the Occupied North a microphone and stand back and suffer.

My best wishes and love to you all. Speak to you soon.