WTF is The Ashes??!!! Oh don,t tell me its that mans game Crikeyite!! Errr No.
Only the greatest sporting rivalry in the world.
An event where some rag tag Aussie convicted felons get to show to the world what a bunch of pansies you pretentious poms are....
Glad your having your annual shower, your visit here recently was obvious to all of us
That was my Brut33 after shave lotion!
If you are Aboriginal I take back all I said and bow to your superior intelligence, but you seem to lack sense and forward thinking and your heart being in Cyprus seems to be very hard
Bloody oath! Now your talking.
Our warrior race were amongst the first to develop their own language whilst you Poms were still swinging from the tress...
BTW, I know more about Britain than you do...
Seen as your Ozzie born and bred then perhaps its better that you stay there then, as it seems I know more about Cyprus than you do.
The decision is reall easy when your choice is between UK and Australia...but then again as a Pom you already know this... as we've been trying to keep you out for ages.
I will one day though come over when I have weeks to spare and have a look around your country, mind you would,nt want to live there for a second and still don,t understand why people do. Its full of male chauvanists I,m told
I think its about time Australia shut its borders... ....but then our crocs will go hungry...
On a serious note the Cyprus Laws on animal welfare are woefully inadequate and as with many things in Cyprus certainly NOT enforced, but then not living here how could you possibly know that important bit of info.
No there not.
They are quite adequate! It is just that Cyprus is so tiny, every little useless bit of triviality is reported through the island's media because nothing interesting ever happens....and you Poms lead such boring lives all you seem to do is latch on anything that gives you an excuse to whine about something. I've been warning my Cypriot brothers and sisters about your like for ages but they don't seem to listen....
Post us a pic of your hat with the corks eh?
Post you husbands white socks and sandals... ...and that nice purple tan of yours...