paliometoxo wrote:wow he even cooked for you
why whaqts wrong and you have not been feeling good?
emma ruby wrote:hmm, time for you to hear a joke from me here we go.
A girl went to a shrink coz lately she been feeling down and she is sad and stressed, the shrink asked her
why do you think you feeling that way, the girl said its my boyfriend, i called him a basterd
the shrink said hmm what did your boy friend do, the girl said he kissed me, the shrink got up nd kissed the girl and then said you didnt call me a basterd he must done more than kissing you to upset you, she said he toke my shirt off and squeezd my boobs, the shrink did exactly what the boyfriend did and toke the girl`s shirt and squeezd her boobs, yet she didnt call him a basterd, the girl said well doc he also toke my bants off nd fingerd me !!! the shrink did the same and she looked like she`s having bit of fun so he said you didnt call me a basterd, she said well my boyfriend fucked my brains out, he fucked me so hard.. the shrink did what the girl`s boyfriend did so he can understand why did she call him a basterd, yet the girl didnt call the shrink a basterd so he told her why did you call him a basterd she said he told me he have H.I.V "THE FUCKING BASTERD" the shrink shouting whoop whoop
emma ruby wrote:feeling great! been shopping! what can make a girl feel great more than spendin money on real nice sexy stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hello.!!! well gettin the hair and nails done also make girls happy but not like shoppin, gonna try one of the dresses i bought 2moz! whoop whoop x
cyprusgeoff wrote:Yes, cheer up, the sun will be shining tomorrow and be the start of a brand new day.
If you were dead you wouldn't see it so it's good to be alive.
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