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[DT.]

In the event of a solution should a law be passed whereby we each get to keep one of those carpetbaggers that's been living in our property as a house pet?

The maintenance of these pets should be kept to a standard naturally, with a cosy dark room and a mattress on the floor for it to sleep. A maximum amount of house chores should also be maintained as these lazy buggers are terrible at keeping homes clean anyway.

Should also be necessary to walk them once a week down to a chippy for their weekly treat of pickled eggs.

They should come with a warning however regarding house training, as they have been living in their own excrement for so long.

So vote now if Pres X should include this minor amendment to the adjusted constitution.

[Oracle]

A well thought-out proposal; with due care shown for the future welfare of these wild beasts which I am sure can be tamed to be acceptable as pets!

But, DT. some Cypriots think pets are too dirty to have living with their own families.

So, if there is an excess of "Brit-Pets", may I recommend a number of Brit-run Charities, here in Paphos, which will take them in and re-house those unfortunate, homeless unwanted Brit-pets .... probably amongst the decent Ex-pat Brits.

[denizaksulu]

A well thought-out proposal; with due care shown for the future welfare of these wild beasts which I am sure can be tamed to be acceptable as pets!

But, DT. some Cypriots think pets are too dirty to have living with their own families.

So, if there is an excess of "Brit-Pets", may I recommend a number of Brit-run Charities, here in Paphos, which will take them in and re-house those unfortunate, homeless unwanted Brit-pets .... probably amongst the decent Ex-pat Brits.

What have your decent Brits don to desrve these 'carpet-baggers' Oracle? Give them swimming lessons and tell them to jump off the nearest jetty. Esp some of those on Cpy44.

[Get Real!]

I was going to suggest we keep them as sex slaves but then I remembered that most look revolting!

Gardeners is the best we can offer…

[DT.]

I was going to suggest we keep them as sex slaves but then I remembered that most look revolting!

Gardeners is the best we can offer…

Just the thought of that Orams piggy being a sex slave

[Sotos]

They should be executed like they did to the Nazis.

[DT.]

They should be executed like they did to the Nazis.

Thats a fantastic idea. Lets prepare a list.

[stevieb]

Why don't you put your new found pet in a cage in the burning hot sun, let it lie in its own excrement, feed it when you can be bothered and never let it out for some exercise?

Ring any bells?

[DT.]

Why don't you put your new found pet in a cage in the burning hot sun, let it lie in its own excrement, feed it when you can be bothered and never let it out for some exercise?

Ring any bells?

only the one I'm gonna put around your neck stevie

[Get Real!]

Why don't you put your new found pet in a cage in the burning hot sun, let it lie in its own excrement, feed it when you can be bothered and never let it out for some exercise?

Ring any bells?

Yup! Sounds like the standard US & British policy in Guantanamo and Abu Ghraib…