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[Its Me]

Hi all
i am looking for an old plastic table, {large if poss} to put in my pool so my babies {dogs} can have a swim and not panic, it has to be totaly plastic no metal.
so if anyone has one they are about to throw out, or any other thing {or ideas} that may be suitable for submersing in a swimming pool, please let me know, i can pick up in the paphos area.

silly and sarcastic replies are always welcome.


They cant stop us laughing can they?

[brimac]

It's me...... I had about 20 of them in my garden shed up till Saturday, they would have been perfect but I had an arson attack on the shed and lost them all, bugger!!

[Its Me]

if the arsonist had known was was in the shed he/she would probably not even started the fire, hope you had a great time putting it out, what method do you use on molten hot plastic? powder, water, foam, wet cloth?

[CBBB]

When you find your plastic table, let me know as I have some plastic chairs for you to put round it.

[Floda]

Hi all
i am looking for an old plastic table, {large if poss} to put in my pool so my babies {dogs} can have a swim and not panic, it has to be totaly plastic no metal.
so if anyone has one they are about to throw out, or any other thing {or ideas} that may be suitable for submersing in a swimming pool, please let me know, i can pick up in the paphos area.

silly and sarcastic replies are always welcome.


They cant stop us laughing can they?

What a disgusting idea, that you should even contemplate sharing your pool with dogs speaks volumes for your observance to basic hygienic standards.

The only way a dog would be entertained in MY pool, would be with a brick tied around it's neck for having the audacity to come anywhere near it.

Ah, but then, I'm not a Brit, you folk are well used to sharing your beds and even your dinner plates with your dogs aren't you ?.

The thought of bathing in a pool that might be contaminated with animal urine would hardly be MY choice I can assure you.

One wonders if you have children, hopefully NOT.

[fig head]

Hi all
i am looking for an old plastic table, {large if poss} to put in my pool so my babies {dogs} can have a swim and not panic, it has to be totaly plastic no metal.
so if anyone has one they are about to throw out, or any other thing {or ideas} that may be suitable for submersing in a swimming pool, please let me know, i can pick up in the paphos area.

silly and sarcastic replies are always welcome.


They cant stop us laughing can they?

What a disgusting idea, that you should even contemplate sharing your pool with dogs speaks volumes for your observance to basic hygienic standards.

The only way a dog would be entertained in MY pool, would be with a brick tied around it's neck for having the audacity to come anywhere near it.

Ah, but then, I'm not a Brit, you folk are well used to sharing your beds and even your dinner plates with your dogs aren't you ?.

The thought of bathing in a pool that might be contaminated with animal urine would hardly be MY choice I can assure you.

One wonders if you have children, hopefully NOT.

cal down mate lol LET IT BE , i understand where you coming from haha

[cyprusgrump]

Hi all
i am looking for an old plastic table, {large if poss} to put in my pool so my babies {dogs} can have a swim and not panic, it has to be totaly plastic no metal.
so if anyone has one they are about to throw out, or any other thing {or ideas} that may be suitable for submersing in a swimming pool, please let me know, i can pick up in the paphos area.

silly and sarcastic replies are always welcome.


They cant stop us laughing can they?

Drain most of the water out... Simples!

[Jerry]

Hi all
i am looking for an old plastic table, {large if poss} to put in my pool so my babies {dogs} can have a swim and not panic, it has to be totaly plastic no metal.
so if anyone has one they are about to throw out, or any other thing {or ideas} that may be suitable for submersing in a swimming pool, please let me know, i can pick up in the paphos area.

silly and sarcastic replies are always welcome.


They cant stop us laughing can they?

What a disgusting idea, that you should even contemplate sharing your pool with dogs speaks volumes for your observance to basic hygienic standards.

The only way a dog would be entertained in MY pool, would be with a brick tied around it's neck for having the audacity to come anywhere near it.

Ah, but then, I'm not a Brit, you folk are well used to sharing your beds and even your dinner plates with your dogs aren't you ?.

The thought of bathing in a pool that might be contaminated with animal urine would hardly be MY choice I can assure you.

One wonders if you have children, hopefully NOT.

Talking of urine in swimming pools, when water in the local public pool was analysed was they calclated that it contained 40 gallons of human piss. Dogs were not allowed in.

[CBBB]

Hi all
i am looking for an old plastic table, {large if poss} to put in my pool so my babies {dogs} can have a swim and not panic, it has to be totaly plastic no metal.
so if anyone has one they are about to throw out, or any other thing {or ideas} that may be suitable for submersing in a swimming pool, please let me know, i can pick up in the paphos area.

silly and sarcastic replies are always welcome.


They cant stop us laughing can they?

What a disgusting idea, that you should even contemplate sharing your pool with dogs speaks volumes for your observance to basic hygienic standards.

The only way a dog would be entertained in MY pool, would be with a brick tied around it's neck for having the audacity to come anywhere near it.

Ah, but then, I'm not a Brit, you folk are well used to sharing your beds and even your dinner plates with your dogs aren't you ?.

The thought of bathing in a pool that might be contaminated with animal urine would hardly be MY choice I can assure you.

One wonders if you have children, hopefully NOT.

Talking of urine in swimming pools, when water in the local public pool was analysed was they calclated that it contained 40 gallons of human piss. Dogs were not allowed in.

You should look up the results they found for peanuts in pubs, I think they detected urine from ten separate males! Nuts anyone?

[Svetlana]

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Lana