
... on the one hand you reluctantly admit Cypriot is a dialect of Greek and on the other hand, you still pretend it's a language of your making (typical GC male arrogance; usually confined to Sunday evening at the kafeneio).
Akin to you pretending on the one hand you are not Greek, but only Cypriot ...

Eventually you will admit the reality and stop eroding our only strong-point which gives us some clout to fight off the Turkification of our Island!