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[Zorba]

Dave and Anne decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Mumbai. When they entered the hotel and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. Anne brushed her off by telling her to go away.

Dave objected, "That young woman was nice and you were so rude."

"Dave, she’s a prostitute."

"I don’t believe you. That sweet young thing?"

"Let’s go up to our room and I’ll prove it."

In their room, Dave called down to the desk and asked that girl to come to room 326. "Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, OK?"

Soon, there was a knock on the door. Dave opened it and the girl walked in, swirling her hips provocatively. He asked, "How much do you charge?"

"Ten thousand basic rate, three thousand extra for special services."

Even Dave was taken aback. "Ten thousand! I was thinking more in the range of two thousand."

Girl laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price."

"Well," said Dave, "I guess we can’t do business. Goodbye."

After she left, Anne came out of the bathroom. She said, "I just can’t believe it!"

Dave said, "Let’s forget it. We’ll go have a drink, then eat dinner."

At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, the girl came up behind Dave, pointed slyly at Anne and said, "See what a dog you get for two thousand!”