A sexy lady in a bar walked up to the counter and motioned to the bartender to come over.She started to run her fingers through his hair and asked to see the manager.The bartender said,"He isn't here but I can do anything the manager can do for you."
By this time the lady was running her fingers down his face and into his mouth and was letting him suck on her fingers.
She said,"you're sure he isn't here?"
"Sure," said the bartender.
The lady said,"Well,I just wanted to tell him that i've just been to the ladies restroom and there is no toilet paper or soap in there."