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honeymoon sex report!!!(its brilliant)!!!!

Postby sk » Mon Jun 27, 2005 12:32 pm

A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husband`s cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack:"Extra Long. King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper`s Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for British Airways. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted...
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Postby Marina2005 » Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:45 pm

Nice one! Image
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Postby brother » Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:51 pm

:lol: :lol: I didn't know my wife sent a postcard to her mum that said B.A, bless i new she was pleased but......... :lol: :lol:
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Postby demetriou_74 » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:01 pm

source sent one after his same-sex marriage to bro saying BA. but in his copy at home it said : "Three times a day, seven days a week, return only."
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Postby brother » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:06 pm

:roll: :roll:
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Postby petethegreek » Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:57 pm

demetriou_74 wrote:source sent one after his same-sex marriage to bro saying BA. but in his copy at home it said : "Three times a day, seven days a week, return only."


Bro u stud!
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Postby city » Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:33 am

nice one, sk! :-)
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